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Downloaded from
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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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(upbeat hip hop music)

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(man scatting)

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(upbeat hip hop music)

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(upbeat hip hop music)

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(alarm blaring)

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- Yes!

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(dramatic music)
(Gypsy barks)

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Right on time.

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It worked, Gypsy!

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(Gypsy barking)

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Good afternoon, guys.

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All right, I've
downloaded your equations

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and I've processed it
into my hard drive.

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The roses are in the bucket,

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so if all goes well,

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this formula should keep
them from aging, right?

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- Technically, it should.

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But I still think you
didn't use enough-

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- What are you talking about?

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I have told Willie the
exact amount of everything.

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My plants are living for 40
times past their usual lifespan.

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So, Willie, you try it out.

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- I don't know if I
like the color she used.

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- Mrs. Donovan, that
looks beautiful.

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And I love your hair. That
style really suits you.

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- You can call me Mom. I
already told you about that.

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- (sighs) All right. Here goes.

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(machine beeping)
(machine whirring)

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(fluid gurgling)
(dramatic music)

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- You don't think this
makes me look like one

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of those wanna-be-young
grandmas, does it?

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- Oh, no, Mom.

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I don't.

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- It is absolutely
beautiful here, Barry.

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You picked a wonderful
place to live, son.

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- Yeah, Monique
and I, we love it.

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- Guys?

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You didn't say
anything about smoke.

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- Willie, the smoke
will not harm you.

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It is just white,
odorless smoke.

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An indicator you used
too much formula.

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Now you must stop it before you
lose visibility in the room.

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- Okay.

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- Mom, this, um, interest that
you have in the way you look,

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it wouldn't have anything to do

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with Dad coming
into town, would it?

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- The creature?

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- Is Miss Thing
staying at the house?

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- If you mean Mom, yes, she is.

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- You see, that's on you.

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You could've told me
that she was coming.

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I'd have rearranged my trip!

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- So self-absorbed!

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- Honestly, whenever that
man looks into my eyes,

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the only thing he
sees is himself!

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- I mean, she is
really something.

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She can be the biggest
pain in the behind

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that I have ever seen.

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You know it.

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- Are you gonna be able
to get through this?

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- Yea, though I walk
through the valley

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of the shadow of death,

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I will fear no evil.

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For thou art with me.

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Thy rod and thy staff-

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- Oh. Willie, whatever
you do, don't use water!

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- Well done, Herr Accreditation.

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Perhaps you should have warned
Willie about this beforehand?

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- [Scientist] No hair? You
ought to talk about hair.

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(scientists bickering)

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(Gypsy barks)
(steam hissing)

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- Oh!

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(suspenseful music)
(Gypsy barking)

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* There was once
a place and time *

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* When I thought
you cared for me *

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* Yes, it's true

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- Willie?
- What do I do?

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Willie?

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(dramatic music)

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(Gypsy barking)

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- (coughing) What
did I do wrong?

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(bell ringing)

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(dramatic music)
(dispatcher chattering)

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(siren blaring)

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(Gypsy barking)

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Gyps, where are you?

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(siren wailing)
(dramatic music)

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- [Woman] Where's
the fire truck?

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It should be here by now.

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(Willie coughing)

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- [Willie] What have I done?

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Oh, man, I'll be
grounded for life.

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(siren wailing)

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- [Woman] Oh, and
it's a new house, too.

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(siren wailing)

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(Sydney sighs)

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(dramatic music)
Whoa. (coughing)

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(glass crashing)

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What are you guys doing here?

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- [Firefighter] It's all clear!

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Got one over here!
- Get off me!

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You're gonna ruin my experiment.

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- [Firefighter] It's
okay, son. Just relax.

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- [Willie] No, you
don't understand!

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- [Firefighter] All right,
let me get you out of here.

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- No!
- Got one! I'm coming out!

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(Gypsy barking)

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(mysterious music)

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(Gypsy barking)
(dramatic music)

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- [Willie] Come
on, guys. Please!

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Just a little bit more time.

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Guys, why'd you do-
- You should do it more often.

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- [Firefighter] You okay, kid?

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- [Willie] (sighs) I'm fine.

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- [Firefighter] Can you
take a deep breath for me?

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- [Willie] See,
look. I'll show you.

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- I think he's
okay. Thanks, guys.

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Hey, kid, don't
play with the truck.

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Sit.

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What's your name, son?

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- Will Smith.

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- Now let me guess,

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you were just getting jiggy
with it in the garage?

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Now, your real name this time.

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- I live here. This is my house.

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- [Firefighter] Excuse
me, sir. Sir, you can't-

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- Willie! Willie,
are you okay, son?

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- Yeah, but they messed
up my experiment.

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- False alarm.

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- I'm sorry.

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- What did you do?
- Hey, grandpa.

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- Come on, let's go
assess the damage.

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Leave you two alone
for half an hour,

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and this is what happens?

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Where's your sister?

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Sydney!

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- Dad? Dad, what is this?

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- [Barry] Where have you been?

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- What?

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I was upstairs, and
all of a sudden,

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I see this smoke every...

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What did you do?

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- What do you think?

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- What? Oh.

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Hi, Grandpa. I am so sorry.

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I didn't even see you.

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- There's my beautiful
granddaughter. (laughing)

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It is amazing.

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You are the spitting image

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of your Grandma Cat
when she was your age.

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Of course, you're a
lot more level-headed.

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- [Sydney] (laughs)
Thanks, I think.

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- No, no, don't get me wrong.

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On the outside, she's
still beautiful.

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But sometimes the
inside can effect

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the way you look on the outside,

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and your grandmother's
insides are twisted

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and mauled and all around wrong.

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And the way her
brain works, I mean,

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the logic she employs is like,
on another level altogether.

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- [Barry] Dad.

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- What happened?

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- Is everyone all right?

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- Everyone's fine, Grandma.

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- Mr. Einstein here was working

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on another one of
his experiments.

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- Oh, Willie.

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How many times have I told you

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to pay attention to
what you're doing?

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Honey, you're playing with
dangerous chemicals here.

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- I thought I was being careful.

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- No, you weren't.

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Now, until you learn to take
much more responsibility,

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your lab equipment
is off-limits.

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Understood?

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Do you understand, young man?

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- Yes, I understand.

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- Okay, let's get
things cleaned up.

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- What, what? Me?

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Oh, no. Uh-uh, I have to go.

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I mean, I'm already
late for work.

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Why don't you let him
do it? It was his fault.

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- Well, wait, wait.

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You're gonna come home
early, though, right?

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I'm making a family dinner.

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- Yeah, sure, sure.

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Just make sure there's no
meat. I don't eat meat.

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- I know, I know.
- Bye, Dad. Bye.

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- I'll make you
something special.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Look at this mess.

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Willie, oh!

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What have you done?

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(smooth jazzy music)

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Willie? Willie!

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I think it's best
you get the soap box

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and bring it upstairs with me.

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- Should I go now?

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- I think it's best you do.

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- We're not finished yet.

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You are grounded.

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- Take it easy, Barry.

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(Cat sighs)

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You gonna ignore
me all week, Cat?

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- How can I?

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You're in my face.

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- No one asked you to come
here this week, you know.

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Man can't even visit
his own grandchildren?

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- They're my grandchildren
just as much as they are yours.

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- Yep. Same old bitter woman.

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- Looking at the
same old selfish man.

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(dramatic music)

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(Gene sighs)

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(suspenseful music)

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- [Monique] Willie!

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Don't forget to put fresh soap

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in your grandparent's bathroom!

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(dramatic music)

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(upbeat music)

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- (giggling) Busy afternoon?

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- Busy? Maybe for this burg.

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You don't know busy until
you've seen the stores in L.A.

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That's busy.

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- (groans) Well, Brad says
you're catching on fast.

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- Hey, I'm from California.

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We do everything fast.

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- (giggling) Sydney, look,
I know you miss L.A.,

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but there's a lot of cool
things and people here, too.

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- Mm.
- Yeah, come on.

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Give it a chance. You'll see.

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I'm telling you, I can feel it.

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It's in the stars.

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Yeah, oh, yeah. I can feel it.

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The moon and Venus are aligning.

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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

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Yep, I feel it.

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Strange and wonderful
things are gonna take place.

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Oh, oh, oh!
- What?

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- Oh, do you recognize
him from computer class?

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- [Sydney] Yes.

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(gentle music)

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- Holy jumping, wow. You
can e-mail me anytime, baby.

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Oh!

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Oh.
- Mm, mm, mm, girls!

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(record scratching)

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You musta wished upon a star,

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because tonight is your
luckiest night by far.

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- Oh, please.
- Oh, my-

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- So, seriously.
- Oh, my god!

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- Girl who is so funny,

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how'd you like to roll
with Mr. Milk and Honey?

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- Milk and honey?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Are you serious?

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- I do not joke when it's
matters of the heart.

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00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,268
- You know what,
um, my shift's over.

258
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,637
So I will see you later, okay?

259
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,039
Call me, Julie.

260
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,808
- Yeah, my name's
Terrence, but that's cool.

261
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:21,875
We'll get that later.

262
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,879
So your friend, she seems
to be taken with me.

263
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,115
- Oh, taken with you, is she?

264
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,349
- You know what
I'm talking about.

265
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,617
- Yeah, I know what
you're talking about.

266
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,385
I'm talking about this
right here like that.

267
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,987
You know? Okay.

268
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,588
Can I get a price check, please?

269
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,726
(crickets chirping)

270
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,395
(clock chiming)

271
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,365
- What ya doing there, kiddo?

272
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,868
- Oh, hey, Grandpa.

273
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,369
- What's up?

274
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,372
- Well, since I can't
use my lab set anymore,

275
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,908
I'm using my computer to
do virtual experiments.

276
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,777
- Ooh, quite the little
scientist, aren't we?

277
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,115
- A bad one if you ask
anyone around here.

278
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,152
- Oh, then I guess you
won't be needing this.

279
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,055
- What is it?

280
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:11,424
- Open it up. (chuckles)

281
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,602
- Whoa! A real, authentic
scientist lab coat!

282
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,506
Thanks, Grandpa!

283
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,842
- (laughs) That's
for inspiration.

284
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,612
You're a very talented
young man, Willie.

285
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,481
Once you're off your grounding,

286
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,783
you can wear that thing,
but not before, okay?

287
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,086
And listen.

288
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,890
You got the right attitude.

289
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,525
You're young, you've got
your whole life ahead of you.

290
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,428
You've got plenty of time to
do what you have to do. Okay?

291
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,399
And remember one thing:
Grandpa loves you.

292
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:57,270
(gentle upbeat music)

293
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,071
- Grandpa?

294
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,142
I love you, too.

295
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,250
- Heavenly Father, we ask
you to bless this food

296
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,784
we are about to consume.

297
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,587
Please help it to nourish
our bodies to do thy will.

298
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,090
And, Father, we ask you
for special blessings

299
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,691
for Barry and his family

300
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,727
in this wonderful,
wonderful celebration

301
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,462
we are having right now, Father,

302
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,031
for those who were invited

303
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,665
and for those who
were not invited.

304
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,368
Some of us need more
prayers than others.

305
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,137
We ask you, dear Lord,
to bless this food.

306
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,704
In Your name, we pray. Amen.

307
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,040
- [All] Amen.

308
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,841
- And you were referring to-

309
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:38,278
- So, how do you like
your new town, Sydney?

310
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,252
- Oh, well, um, you know those
old black and white films

311
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,786
that we see on TV?
- Mm.

312
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,756
- Well, they're years
ahead of this town.

313
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,024
(Gene chuckles)

314
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,725
- Kids. You've got
to love them, Dad.

315
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,561
- Yeah, right.
- No meat, right?

316
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,029
- Right.
- Moo.

317
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,430
- You'll make new
friends, honey.

318
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,933
You've only been in this
school for two weeks.

319
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,571
You must make this
experience a positive one.

320
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,973
- Grandma.
- Hm?

321
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,608
- This place is so not me.

322
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,878
- Yeah. People here are nice.

323
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,013
- Dad, please.

324
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,181
- Willie.
- Sorry.

325
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,749
- Honey, you're
still gonna try out

326
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,152
for the cheerleading
team, though, aren't you?

327
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,620
- Well, yeah, I guess.

328
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,690
I mean, I was good when we
were living back in L.A., so-

329
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,658
- Hey, it's a good
place to meet people.

330
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,727
Especially the boys.

331
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,631
- You're new here, pumpkin,
and it just takes time.

332
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,302
Remember, the mountain
didn't come to Mohammed.

333
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,170
Mohammed had to go
to the mountain.

334
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,640
- Your grandmother's
right for a change.

335
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,609
You've got to go after
what you want, sweetheart.

336
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,112
- Right for a change?

337
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,646
- Oh, my bad.

338
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,881
Your grandmother's right for
the first time in her life.

339
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:53,453
- Listen, Mr.
Thinks-he's-so-hip,
you're such a fool!

340
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,722
- Well, it takes
one to know one.

341
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,991
- [Cat] I don't know how
they put up with you.

342
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,526
- Well, I don't know how
they put up with you.

343
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,061
(phone ringing)
- I'll get it.

344
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,529
- I don't know why I even
bothered to show up here.

345
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,764
I knew you would be
nothing but trouble.

346
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,666
- Believe me, if I had
known you were coming,

347
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,202
trust me, I wouldn't have.

348
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,171
Talk to the hand.

349
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,039
(kids laughing)

350
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:12,872
- Oh!

351
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,346
- Jenny's in labor! (laughs)

352
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,084
(smooth jazzy music)

353
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:29,656
- I cannot believe you are
leaving them to watch us.

354
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,823
- What's wrong with that, honey?

355
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,059
- They hate each other.

356
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,727
- Willie, they do
not hate each other.

357
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,363
We had no idea this
was going to happen.

358
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,665
Aunt Jen wasn't due for,
like, three more weeks.

359
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,234
- She's never been early
for anything before.

360
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,571
- Well, I guess we better
hide the kitchen knives.

361
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,373
- Look, I promised your Aunt Jen

362
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:49,142
that I would be there for
the birth of her baby.

363
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,011
And we did the best that
we could. I'm sorry.

364
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,748
- Baby, you seen my-
- Yes, second drawer.

365
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,385
Where did I put my eye cream?

366
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,553
Honey, don't forget
your sinus medicine.

367
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,389
Now, what, oh, yeah.
Need my deodorant.

368
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,991
- Hey, Dad.

369
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:09,162
Dad, why do you always jump
when Monique says jump?

370
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,564
I mean, if Mom was here-

371
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,833
- Hey, that is not fair.

372
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,070
We've been over this
time and time again.

373
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,206
Hey, baby, look at me.

374
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,211
When Mom died, it was the
worst day in both of our lives.

375
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,115
We've got to move on.

376
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,351
Monique is my wife now,

377
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,820
and she is your step-mom
and she loves you.

378
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,956
- Yeah, but you never
have time for me anymore.

379
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,591
It's always her.

380
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,792
- Sugar, don't say that.

381
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,729
We're only going to be in
California for a couple of days.

382
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,197
I tell you what.

383
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,234
I promise you that
when I get back,

384
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,270
we'll spend as much time as
you want to spend together.

385
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,104
- Promise?

386
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,040
- I promise.

387
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,276
(gentle music)

388
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,111
- All right. All right.

389
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:58,911
All right.

390
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,215
But, I mean, if you guys are
only going for a few days,

391
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:06,119
then why is Monique packing
a month's supply of shoes?

392
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,456
- [Monique] Ah. Woo!

393
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,397
(pill bottle thudding)

394
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,270
(pills rattling)

395
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:36,082
* This is a vanishing romance

396
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:44,023
* Gone, that magic
sparkle in your smile *

397
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,996
* Our favorite song

398
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:55,001
* Is out of style

399
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:59,306
* There's no use pretending

400
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:04,043
* It's the ending of our dance

401
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:09,048
* This is a vanishing romance

402
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,353
* Love

403
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,323
- [DJ] Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

404
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:21,160
This is Joanne at your jazz
hits radio station, W.J.A.Z.

405
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,030
You just heard from the
Tri-Ess Trio Jazz Quartet

406
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,598
and right about now,

407
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,401
I'm bringing you into
the midnight hour.

408
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,804
Hope you sit back,
relax, enjoy the music,

409
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,574
and have a wonderful evening.

410
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,345
(dramatic mysterious music)

411
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,841
- [Vickie] Morning, everybody.

412
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,243
This is Vickie,
coming to you live.

413
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,811
- [Big J] Good morning,
it's the Big J.

414
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,947
Happy sight and I'm feeling
right. How about you?

415
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,917
- [Vickie] I'm feeling good.
And the weather's good today.

416
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,387
- [Big J] The
weather's fantastic.

417
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,323
(radio chattering)

418
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:31,130
(Gene scatting)
(smooth jazz music)

419
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,945
- [Monique] Dad!
Dad, come on down!

420
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,213
Breakfast is ready!

421
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,616
- Okay, I'll be
right down. Whoo!

422
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,252
Better hurry up, guys. You're
gonna miss your flight.

423
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,388
- I can't believe
that Mom isn't up yet.

424
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,489
You know, I think I'm
gonna go and wake her.

425
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,624
- No, no, no, no, son.

426
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,825
No, I've got everything
under control.

427
00:20:58,825 --> 00:20:59,626
Let her sleep.

428
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,362
For the whole 10
days, if I'm lucky.

429
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,568
(engine rumbling)

430
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,237
(alarm ringing)

431
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,978
(Cat humming)

432
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,053
(Cat screams)

433
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,656
(Cat gasps)

434
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,558
- Okay, okay.

435
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:35,595
Okay, just, (gasps) calm
yourself down, Catherine.

436
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:36,529
Calm yourself down.

437
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,932
You're, you're dreaming!

438
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,334
That's it. That's it.

439
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:47,239
You're asleep. Just
wake yourself up.

440
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,175
Yeah.

441
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,346
(hand slapping)
(bright music)

442
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:58,317
Okay, now, I'll just
look back in the mirror,

443
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,421
and, and this time, I'll be...

444
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:08,094
(Cat screams)
(dramatic music)

445
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,398
(Cat panting)

446
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,231
Huh?

447
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,776
(smooth jazzy music)

448
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:29,382
Now, I can work
with that. My voice.

449
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,283
My voice!

450
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:33,820
Oh, Lord.

451
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,789
What has happened to me?

452
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:41,761
Hmm.

453
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,597
What has happened to me?

454
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,503
(Cat gasping)

455
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:00,913
Hey.

456
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:01,748
Oh, my.

457
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,919
(Cat giggles)

458
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,287
(upbeat music)

459
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:11,223
* Hot

460
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,626
* Hot hot hot

461
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:17,063
* Baby, oh, baby

462
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,899
* Where've you
been all my life *

463
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,100
* Hot

464
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,536
* You came from out of nowhere

465
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:27,339
* Like the speed of light

466
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,975
* Hot

467
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:32,344
* Hot thing, hot thing, yeah

468
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,281
* Can I see you tonight

469
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:40,286
* Hot thing, hot thing, yeah

470
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,255
* Can I see you

471
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,859
(Gypsy barking)

472
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,228
It's me, Gyps.

473
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,264
Grandma Cat.

474
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,800
Surely you recognize me?

475
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,634
(Gypsy growling)

476
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:55,468
Maybe not.

477
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,806
Now, you just wait right there.

478
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,674
Do you know who you
are dealing with?

479
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,142
I am a 67-year-old woman,

480
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:07,947
and I am not gonna let my
grandson's dog intimidate me.

481
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:09,616
Whoa, what are you doing now?

482
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,917
Hold on a second!

483
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,218
(Gypsy barking)

484
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,052
Get! Get!

485
00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:17,223
(Cat shrieks)

486
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,129
(locks clicks)

487
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,632
(gasping) No!

488
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,136
(Gypsy barking)
(dramatic music)

489
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,539
(Cat groans)

490
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:34,240
Yeah.

491
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,551
(Gene scatting)

492
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,758
(chimes tinkling)

493
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:05,037
(radar beeping)

494
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:07,707
(siren blaring)

495
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:25,592
(gentle jazzy music)

496
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:31,163
(dispatcher chattering)

497
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:38,270
- Yes, officer?

498
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:41,107
- You know what the speed
limit is around here?

499
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,710
- Um, no, no. I
can't say that I do.

500
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:44,977
All right, let me see some ID.

501
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,478
Give me your driver's license.

502
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,315
- Okay.

503
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,756
(Gene scatting)

504
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:57,824
There you go.

505
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,430
- This your car?

506
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:07,800
- No, no, no. This is,
uh, this is my son's car.

507
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,637
I just dropped him and the
missus off at the airport.

508
00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:12,504
- All right, step
out of the vehicle

509
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,906
with your hands in the air.

510
00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,709
- Is this one of
them speeding traps?

511
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:17,543
- Now.

512
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,047
- Yes, sir.

513
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,356
Drop your keys. Slowly.

514
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:31,590
- Look, officer,
couldn't you just give me

515
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,491
a speeding ticket?

516
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,763
- This is a lot more serious
than a speeding ticket, pal.

517
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,965
Where's the guy you
stole this car from?

518
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,733
- Look, this car is not stolen.

519
00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,201
I told you, it is my son's car.

520
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,270
- Yeah? And it's
pretty obvious that-

521
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,875
- Back off!

522
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,544
Freeze! I didn't tell
you to move, punk!

523
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,147
We're gonna get to
the bottom of this.

524
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,382
- I sure hope so.

525
00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,251
- [Dispatcher] Attention, all
units, we have a code three.

526
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:00,486
Please respond.

527
00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:03,690
- You stay right here
and don't move a muscle.

528
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,561
Yeah, this is Officer Ratto.

529
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:11,764
I'll deal with your code three.

530
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,065
I've got a situation here.

531
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,633
I want you to run
a license for me.

532
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,102
- It's a miracle.

533
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,236
- [Ratto] Yeah, I'm having
a problem with a kid.

534
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:18,971
17-years-old.
- Or I'm going crazy.

535
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,174
- I got him on a
speeding ticket.

536
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,777
Yeah, the car's
not registered...

537
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:27,179
(smooth jazzy music)

538
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,014
Hey. Hey!

539
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,384
(radio chattering)

540
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:35,722
(upbeat music)

541
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,890
(tires screeching)

542
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,893
(suspenseful music)

543
00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:00,512
(Gypsy barking)

544
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,759
(Gene panting)

545
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,694
- All right, Tracey!
That was fabulous!

546
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,997
Thank you very
much. That was good.

547
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:21,801
Okay, um, Sydney Donnelly?

548
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,204
- Donovan.

549
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,974
It's Sydney Donovan.

550
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:30,642
- Right.

551
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,819
(dramatic music)

552
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,490
(upbeat techno music)

553
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:07,646
- Aw, yeah. She's pretty good.

554
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:10,817
(upbeat techno music)

555
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:18,858
(Sydney panting)

556
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,292
- How'd I do?

557
00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,061
- You was banging. I
mean, you were real good.

558
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:25,364
- Hey, excuse me. You're
the new girl, aren't you?

559
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:26,632
- Yeah-

560
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,167
- Well, you've certainly
got a lot of potential.

561
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,768
Maybe with a little
more practice.

562
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,003
- Practice.

563
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,471
- Who knows?
- I don't.

564
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:33,940
- It was a very good first
try, though. Maybe next time.

565
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,641
All righty, I'm sure we'll
see each other around school.

566
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:38,310
Who's next, Kim? Kim Anderson?

567
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,246
- Yeah, yeah, just hold on.
- Kim Anderson.

568
00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:41,080
- [Kim] Coming.

569
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:41,914
- Next.

570
00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,819
- Ash, I don't get it.

571
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,720
What didn't you like about her?

572
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,290
- (sighs) I smell an
attitude problem. Major.

573
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:55,527
- Yeah, so do I. (huffs)

574
00:29:58,730 --> 00:29:59,631
- Next.

575
00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:03,903
- Yo.

576
00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:07,773
I saw what happened.

577
00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:08,607
You cool?

578
00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:11,777
Aw, man.

579
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,815
Well, if it's worth anything,
I thought you was all that.

580
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:17,649
Seriously.

581
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,019
I think Ashley made a mistake.

582
00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:21,287
She's my sister, I'm gonna
talk to her right now.

583
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,589
- Look, look, I don't
need your help, okay?

584
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:25,925
I can take care of myself.

585
00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,598
- You know what my coach
is always telling me?

586
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:35,367
He says you're only a
loser when you give up.

587
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,937
I don't think you're a loser.

588
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,740
Why would you want to do that?

589
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,175
You're real good.

590
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,276
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

591
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,446
- Well, obviously
not good enough.

592
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:52,018
(people chattering)

593
00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,892
Look, I'm sorry, I-

594
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,061
- Hey, baby. You miss Daddy?

595
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:04,796
Listen, we gots to
stop meeting like this,

596
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:07,533
because people are
starting to talk.

597
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,202
- Oh, my god.
- Yeah, that's right.

598
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:13,772
So, girl, I know you needs me,
but I'm real busy right now.

599
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,007
- You know what? You need help.

600
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,043
- Yo, keep it down,
girl. No broadcasting.

601
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,311
- [Student] Hey,
you got a sister?

602
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:20,146
- Sydney.

603
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,018
Y'all should be in school.

604
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:28,787
- What's that?
- What's that, lady?

605
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,591
- [P.A. Announcer] Good
morning, Monarch High.

606
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,893
Today's announcements
include a follow-up

607
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,695
to our detentions.

608
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:39,798
Will the following
names please report to-

609
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:41,567
- Girl, he is cheatin'!

610
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,069
You know, I stop--

611
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,639
So what's up? You
trying to get down?

612
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,708
- Uh, down?

613
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,443
No.

614
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,212
I'm not down.

615
00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:56,648
Well, I am a tad bit upset.

616
00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:57,950
You would be too

617
00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:58,951
if you were having the
morning I was having.

618
00:31:58,951 --> 00:31:59,952
- Shut up.
- Shutting.

619
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,088
- Are you dissin' me?

620
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,290
- Uh-huh, she dissin' you, girl!

621
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,325
- Serious dis.

622
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:10,496
- Look, I know you
probably had a rough day.

623
00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:16,835
You probably failed an English
test of something. (laughs)

624
00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:18,470
- You want some of this?

625
00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:24,476
- Okay now, young
lady, that is enough.

626
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:29,481
Nobody puts their hands on me.

627
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:31,183
You should be
ashamed of yourself.

628
00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,152
All y'all.

629
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,155
Instead of focusing
on your studies,

630
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,389
something that could make

631
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:38,857
your pathetic life
worth something,

632
00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,526
you around here acting
like some common criminal.

633
00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,028
I know your mother did
not work her butt off

634
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:45,164
so you could go to school
acting like this every day.

635
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:48,634
Now, I am in the
middle of an emergency.

636
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,037
And the next time I see
you, you better be acting

637
00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:53,072
like the young lady
I know you can be

638
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,240
instead of some hoodlum.

639
00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:57,509
You understand?

640
00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:00,012
(blow thudding)

641
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,747
(toilet flushing)

642
00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:06,752
- [Sydney] Was it me?
No, it wasn't me. (sighs)

643
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:09,455
(sighs) I hate this town!

644
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:13,092
- Oh! (panting)

645
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:15,694
(bell ringing)

646
00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:18,397
- Can you help me with this?

647
00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:19,298
Came loose.

648
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,570
- Your brain's what
came loose, fool-child.

649
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,072
You need to go home
and thank the Lord

650
00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,507
your mommy and daddy haven't
kicked you out of your house.

651
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,676
Looking like the devil himself.

652
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,311
You need some help.

653
00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:34,213
Oh, sugar, honey,
iced tea, not again.

654
00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:38,584
(student laughing)

655
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:40,086
When did kids get so violent?

656
00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:42,754
- [Sydney] That sounds like
something my grandma would say.

657
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,589
- Sydney?

658
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,125
- Grandma?
- You?

659
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,161
Something's happened.

660
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,330
Oh, this is big.

661
00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,133
- (gasps) Who the?

662
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,804
- It's me. Grandma Cat.

663
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,173
- What?

664
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,741
- I can't believe it myself.

665
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:05,077
But here I am.

666
00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:05,911
- What?

667
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:07,979
Oh.

668
00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:12,384
Oh, my gosh.

669
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:14,986
- Oh. Ooh!

670
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:16,888
- [Sydney] Willie!

671
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,594
- [Willie] What?

672
00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:25,030
- [Sydney] Will you hurry up?

673
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,435
- Why are you late?
- Just get in the car, okay?

674
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,869
- [Willie] What's up with you?

675
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,070
- [Sydney] Just get in the car.

676
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,973
I cannot tell you
about that right now.

677
00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,279
- Who's the freak
in the front seat?

678
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,714
- Don't you call me a freak

679
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:44,983
just because something
weird happened to me.

680
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,285
I'm your Grandmother, boy.

681
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:49,521
- Grandma?
- Did I stutter?

682
00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:52,424
- Grandma Cat?

683
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,093
What happened to you?

684
00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:57,463
You look like Syd.

685
00:34:57,463 --> 00:35:00,999
- Yeah, well, guess what,
Mr. Scientist, we know that.

686
00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:02,268
- Stop it!

687
00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:03,502
- Tell us something
we don't know, okay?

688
00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,338
- Oh, wow, Grandma.

689
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:09,841
Have you been in my stuff?

690
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,277
- Of course not.

691
00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,078
- Oh, wow, Sydney.

692
00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:14,346
We've got to hurry
up and get home

693
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,615
so I can run some
tests on Grandma.

694
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,849
No wrinkles.

695
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,251
- [Cat] If you touch
me one more time,

696
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,085
I swear I'm gonna smack
you upside your head.

697
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,355
Sit back.
- Yes, ma'am.

698
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:28,827
(upbeat music)
(Gene chuckles)

699
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,596
- Yo, I can't believe you
left a brother out to dry.

700
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:31,863
- Well, see, what happened was

701
00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,499
I was going to go from behind-

702
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:37,035
- I don't want to hear
your fables, Judas.

703
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,937
Man, you should
have been stickin'-

704
00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:41,340
Hey, dude, watch out!
- Whoa!

705
00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:45,244
- Damn.

706
00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:48,914
Oh, boy wrecked my ride.

707
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,186
- Yo, man, you 'aight?

708
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:55,687
- Yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool.

709
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:58,089
But this guy needs
some crazy medicine.

710
00:35:58,089 --> 00:35:59,057
- Yo, let's see if
we can get him up

711
00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:00,559
and bring him over to the store.

712
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,527
- All right.

713
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:06,097
(door knocker rapping)

714
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,468
(upbeat music)

715
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,537
- [Ratto] Good afternoon,
young lady. Your parents home?

716
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,241
- Uh, no.

717
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:16,842
They're away on a trip, officer.

718
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,177
Grandma!

719
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:22,681
Can you turn that down, please?

720
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,320
(laughs) Can I help
you with anything?

721
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,788
- You have any adult
supervision around here?

722
00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,923
- That would be me.

723
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:34,192
- You're her twin.

724
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,294
- Her twin?
- Twin.

725
00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:36,762
- I'm her grand-
- My twin.

726
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:38,630
Such a kidder.

727
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:44,102
- I stopped a young kid this
morning driving a Ford Explorer

728
00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:46,905
registered to a Barry
Donovan at this address.

729
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,574
- Dad's car?
- Is Barry okay?

730
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:50,842
- Well, we'll know better

731
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,043
when we find the
kid who was driving.

732
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,445
Maybe he can shed
some light on things.

733
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,814
- Kid?
- Yeah, about your age.

734
00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:59,217
He was carrying this
driver's license.

735
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:04,256
- Wait a minute. What
did this kid look like?

736
00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:06,958
- About six foot, wearing
gray slacks, gray trench coat,

737
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:09,328
black fedora with a red
feather on the side.

738
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,262
Do you know him?

739
00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,263
- That's your grandfather.

740
00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:12,264
- Grandpa?
- Grandpa?

741
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:16,768
(Gene groans)

742
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:18,203
- Yo, check it.

743
00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,771
Mr. I'm-Gonna-Go-50
In-a-20-zone is comin' to.

744
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,172
Word.

745
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,574
- Oh.
- Oh.

746
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:23,809
- What happened?

747
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,677
- What happened?
Oh, what happened?

748
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,479
I can't remember
what happened. Leo?

749
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,881
- I don't know, let's
see. What happened?

750
00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:31,650
- Oh, I remember what happened.

751
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,119
You knocked me flat
on my back, sucker.

752
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,588
- I did?

753
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,390
- Yeah, you did.
- Yeah, you did.

754
00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:39,925
Where you coming from? Damn.

755
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,594
- I saw what happened.
Are you okay?

756
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,895
Is there something
I could get you?

757
00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:46,332
- Yeah, I'm-
- Well, well, well.

758
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:49,468
If it isn't little
Miss Gold Digger.

759
00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:51,737
- Now, look-
- Oh, hey, hey, hey.

760
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,472
C'mon now, young fella.

761
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,442
That's no way to be
talking to a lady.

762
00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:58,810
- Young fella?
- That's no way

763
00:37:58,810 --> 00:37:59,978
to be talking to a lady.

764
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:06,284
- Mm, mm, mm. (sighs)

765
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,153
Barbecue spare ribs,

766
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:09,755
macaroni and cheese,

767
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,523
and jalapeno mashed potatoes.

768
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:16,495
- (scoffs) Um, Grandma?

769
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,330
Aren't you overdoing it?

770
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,567
- Well, that's what
we're about to find out.

771
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,269
See, these are foods I used
to eat when I was young.

772
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:28,774
Man, I haven't had spicy
food like this in 10 years.

773
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:32,378
I haven't had dairy
products in five.

774
00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,311
Lactose intolerant.

775
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,348
Mm. Mm, mm mm.

776
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:41,152
Just as good as I remember.

777
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,891
- Grandma, I've checked
all the prescriptions

778
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,459
and lotions that you use.

779
00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:48,894
There doesn't seem
to be anything

780
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:51,096
that could've caused
your transformation.

781
00:38:51,096 --> 00:38:51,997
Now, think.

782
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,234
Did you use any
bit of this soap?

783
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,970
- (scoffs) Wait, soap?

784
00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:01,006
Great, Einstein.

785
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,241
What do you want us
to do, take a bath?

786
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:06,244
- Well, that's the
soap in the bathroom?

787
00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:07,479
I used it.

788
00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,848
- Syd, would you just
listen to me for a sec?

789
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:10,782
- All right, I just
don't believe it.

790
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,384
You're gonna have to explain it.

791
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:14,953
- This bar of soap
was in the box

792
00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:16,988
that my chemicals spilled
all over yesterday.

793
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:22,027
I'll have to run some tests
to see if it's contaminated.

794
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:26,364
Yesterday, I put it in the
grandparent's bathroom.

795
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:32,370
- So Grandpa must
have taken a shower

796
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:34,806
this morning using
the same soap.

797
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,475
- Maybe when the
chemicals mixed,

798
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,378
it created some kind of
fountain of youth effect.

799
00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:44,082
The chemicals got in
their bloodstream and...

800
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,886
- [Willie And Sydney]
Instant teenage grandparents.

801
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,022
- No indigestion?

802
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,559
No upset tummy.

803
00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,127
- Can you reverse the process?

804
00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:59,531
- I don't know. I just figured
out how it probably happened.

805
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,532
- (sighs) All right,
all right, all right.

806
00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:02,000
Just do your best, okay?

807
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,235
And just do it before
Monique and Dad get home.

808
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,039
- Wait, does this
mean I'm not grounded

809
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:09,541
from my lab equipment anymore?

810
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,309
- Willie, I am
giving you permission

811
00:40:11,309 --> 00:40:13,344
to use whatever you need, okay?

812
00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,981
Just be careful. And hurry.

813
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:17,382
- Cool.

814
00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,317
- Funny guy. Mr.
Funnyman in a hat.

815
00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:21,887
- [Leo] Hold on. She's
writing something.

816
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,288
- Yo, that dude's got game.

817
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,057
He's a female magnet.

818
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:29,027
Yo, I think we's gots
to be rolling with him.

819
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,529
- I hear that.

820
00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:31,963
- I sure hope Grandpa's okay.

821
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,265
- I'm sure he's fine.

822
00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:38,169
Just don't expect him to come
around here anytime soon.

823
00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:38,970
- Why not?

824
00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:44,843
- Because he's selfish
and irresponsible.

825
00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,514
And if he's 17 again,

826
00:40:48,514 --> 00:40:50,816
he's gonna want
to do it all over.

827
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,017
No strings attached.

828
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,487
- Listen, new guy,
you stick with us,

829
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,456
because we are the serious
players up in this one.

830
00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,257
- Serious.

831
00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,327
- Serious players.
- Word up, look.

832
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:05,163
We'll turn you into a mack
daddy lover, just like us.

833
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:07,065
- [Leo] Yeah, what you say?

834
00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,567
- Well, I-
- Come on.

835
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,368
- I don't know about all that.

836
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:12,370
- [Leo] What's the deal?

837
00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:18,009
- You all live around here?

838
00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:19,477
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

839
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,846
- Okay.

840
00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:22,380
(upbeat music)

841
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:25,116
- See, Gypsy? It's
just another bath.

842
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:29,420
See, I'm gonna
get you all clean.

843
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,989
Good girl.

844
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,659
(Gypsy whining)

845
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:38,263
(Gypsy barking)

846
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:39,097
(gentle music)

847
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:42,100
- (chuckles) Woops.

848
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:48,607
- You look great, Gram.

849
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,610
- Aw, thanks, baby.

850
00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,979
- Can I ask you a question?

851
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:54,813
- Anything, baby.

852
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,148
- All right.

853
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:02,688
Um, what happened
with you and Grandpa?

854
00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:11,429
(Cat sighs)

855
00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:15,601
- Well. (sighs)

856
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:17,268
Well.

857
00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:23,308
Hmm.

858
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:31,316
You mean, why'd we divorce?

859
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:32,150
- Yeah.

860
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:37,088
I mean, Grandpa, he's so...

861
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,256
He's so young

862
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:42,093
and he's so fun and so hip.

863
00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:43,494
- Your grandfather's a fool.

864
00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:49,835
- Well, then, why
did you marry him?

865
00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:53,571
- Well, he wasn't
always that way.

866
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:56,942
He was a good husband.

867
00:42:58,644 --> 00:42:59,444
Faithful.

868
00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,113
A good provider.

869
00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:05,583
- Then what happened?

870
00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:14,192
- (sighs) I don't know.

871
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,328
But enough about me, Sydney.

872
00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:23,201
You're young. You
have a great life.

873
00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:24,903
You live in a wonderful town.

874
00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:28,339
Why do you hate it so much?

875
00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:29,841
- I just do, Grandma.

876
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:34,780
I mean, I had such
a great life in L.A.

877
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,583
I mean, there's so many people

878
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:42,120
and everyone there, they're so
alive, you know what I mean?

879
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,922
Everyone's so boring here.

880
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,092
- Everything and everyone?

881
00:43:49,661 --> 00:43:53,464
There isn't one thing you find
the least bit interesting?

882
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:57,568
- No.

883
00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:03,474
(gentle music)

884
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:06,277
(door clicking)

885
00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:09,280
- Welcome to Casa de Terrence.

886
00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:12,650
- Okay, okay. Now,
where are your parents?

887
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,953
- My parents, I don't,
working, I think.

888
00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:16,421
Paying the bills, you know.

889
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:18,389
- You lying, man. I thought
you said they were on vacation.

890
00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:19,791
Like in the motherland,
or something.

891
00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,459
- Man, I don't know.
Maybe they're upstairs.

892
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:22,928
Why you buggin' me?

893
00:44:22,928 --> 00:44:24,662
- Yeah, uh, where's
your telephone?

894
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:25,997
- Telephone, yeah. Right there.

895
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,432
Help yourself.
- All right.

896
00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,434
I love your house, man.
You always got food.

897
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:32,137
- [Terrence] Yo, straight
up. My parents is providers.

898
00:44:33,638 --> 00:44:35,373
(smooth jazzy music)

899
00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:36,875
So, did you see

900
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:40,378
how many phone numbers I
scored today at the mall?

901
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:41,212
Huh?

902
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,882
- [Leo] Huh, you
mean Gene scored.

903
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:47,285
- [Terrence] And did you see
how the honeys was peeping me?

904
00:44:47,285 --> 00:44:50,155
- [Leo] Hmm, you mean
peeping Gene now.

905
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:51,389
(phone ringing)

906
00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:52,858
- [Terrence] Look, they
was only peeping Gene

907
00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,092
'cause he was hanging with us.

908
00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:58,964
Check it, the honeys
see us teaching Gene-

909
00:44:58,964 --> 00:45:00,031
(Gene growls)

910
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,768
So, if we hang with him,

911
00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:05,270
we could have all the
honeys in the world.

912
00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:13,711
- All the honeys?

913
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:14,780
- Like a buffet.

914
00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:17,582
- Like a buffet.

915
00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:19,417
- That's what I'm talking
about. So what you say?

916
00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:24,155
(smooth jazzy music)

917
00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:31,362
(Gene laughing)

918
00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,397
So, what you say?

919
00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:35,600
- I don't know,
man. It's like...

920
00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:38,169
You know I'm down for that.

921
00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:39,370
- You kidding, man? Bam!

922
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,406
- You a genius!
- We gonna be bangin'!

923
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,008
You know what I'm saying?

924
00:45:46,511 --> 00:45:47,946
- You're a genius.

925
00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,781
- Yeah. All right.

926
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,250
- What?

927
00:45:53,318 --> 00:45:55,486
- So, where you staying at?

928
00:45:56,822 --> 00:46:00,258
- Well, I was gonna stay
at my family's house,

929
00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:03,261
but it looks like I'm gonna
have to stay at the Holiday Hut.

930
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,629
- [Both] The Holiday Hut?

931
00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:06,832
- No, no, no, brother.

932
00:46:06,832 --> 00:46:09,868
Why stay at the hotel-ay

933
00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:13,671
when you can chill right
here with the fell-ays?

934
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:16,507
- That sounds like a plan.

935
00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:20,011
Yeah. That's what I'm
talking about, yeah.

936
00:46:24,015 --> 00:46:26,684
(Gypsy whining)

937
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:32,924
- Gypsy!

938
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,625
Gypsy, it worked!

939
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,394
You're a puppy!

940
00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:40,565
See, I told you I wouldn't do
anything to hurt you. (laughs)

941
00:46:41,599 --> 00:46:42,533
It worked!

942
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:43,869
- Willie, I'm going to scho-

943
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:46,872
Who's puppy?

944
00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,106
- It's Gypsy.

945
00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:50,041
See, I needed a test subject

946
00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:52,543
so I could see how to
reverse the aging process.

947
00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:54,012
And it worked!

948
00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:56,381
- All right, I'm
counting on you, Willie.

949
00:46:56,381 --> 00:46:58,149
Now, I'm letting you stay
home from school today,

950
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:00,285
but you have got to
change Grandpa and Grandma

951
00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:02,420
before Monique and Dad get home.

952
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:03,855
All right?
- Okay.

953
00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:04,689
- Be careful.

954
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:06,524
Bye, Gypsy.

955
00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:14,065
- Gypsy, we've got
a lot of work to do.

956
00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:16,067
Let's get to it.

957
00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:19,070
(people chattering)

958
00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:22,573
- [Server] There you go.

959
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:23,774
- This is very upsetting, Todd.

960
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:25,610
- I really think
you're overreacting.

961
00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,045
- Really?
- Yes.

962
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:29,047
- I am days away from putting
on the first major dance

963
00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:31,149
of the senior year,
and you tell me the DJ

964
00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:33,919
that you scheduled has
suddenly pulled out?

965
00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:35,053
I am class president.

966
00:47:35,053 --> 00:47:36,421
Class icon.

967
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:37,522
Monarch High It girl.

968
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,191
For God's sakes, you know that.

969
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:42,293
- Now, if you would just listen
to me for one second, I can-

970
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:43,962
- The dances that I have put
on for the past three years

971
00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:45,964
have become the stuff of legend.

972
00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:47,198
The Senior High School Dance

973
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,901
must be the pinnacle of
my high school career.

974
00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:52,037
- That's why me and you are
gonna strut ourselves down

975
00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:53,238
to the Orange Club.

976
00:47:53,238 --> 00:47:54,739
We're gonna check
out that new local DJ

977
00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:56,107
'cause I hear the boy can spin.

978
00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:57,308
So you don't have
to worry about it,

979
00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:58,476
'cause your brother
got it covered.

980
00:47:58,476 --> 00:47:59,978
- Well, why didn't you say so?

981
00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:02,914
So, Todd, who are you
taking to the dance?

982
00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:04,515
- I don't know.

983
00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:05,984
I was kind of thinking
about Sydney Donovan.

984
00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:07,352
She cute.

985
00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:10,621
- Whoa, rewind. Same
question, new answer, please.

986
00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:13,724
- Same answer. Sydney.

987
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,160
- Todd-
- What?

988
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,363
- No, I cannot have my
brother dating the new girl.

989
00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:19,931
- Okay, now you've
totally lost me.

990
00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:21,499
What's wrong with
Sydney Donovan?

991
00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:22,800
- She doesn't fit in.

992
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,736
Plus she hangs with
that loser girl.

993
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,105
- You talking about Julie?

994
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:28,173
- You know her name?

995
00:48:28,173 --> 00:48:30,475
- Yes, I do. (laughs)

996
00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:33,244
- Plus, you don't even know
this Sydney. You just met her.

997
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,779
- That is the exact reason

998
00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:36,948
why I'm taking her to the
Orange Club tonight, okay?

999
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,883
Honeybun, let me tell
you something, okay?

1000
00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,651
You may be my big
sister and all,

1001
00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:43,854
but you's got to learn to
stay out of my business.

1002
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:45,590
I still love you.

1003
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:46,424
Go on.
- Yeah.

1004
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,929
(people chattering)

1005
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,232
- Hey.
- Grandma!

1006
00:48:56,501 --> 00:48:58,869
I don't think this
is a good idea.

1007
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,438
- I'm young again, Sydney.

1008
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:04,142
I want to, I want
to experience life.

1009
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:06,544
At least until Willie finds
out how to turn me back.

1010
00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:09,047
- Yeah, but how am I
going to explain you?

1011
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:12,150
- Look, tell people

1012
00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:15,153
that Oprah helped you find
your long lost cousin.

1013
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,587
I love that Oprah.

1014
00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:19,090
Remember that time that woman
socked that other woman?

1015
00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,591
It was crazy.

1016
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:22,793
Wait a minute, that was
Jerry Springer, not Oprah.

1017
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:23,761
- All right, all right.
All right, all right.

1018
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,463
But I gotta warn you.

1019
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,199
School's probably a
lot different than
how you remember it.

1020
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:29,500
- Honey, please.

1021
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,669
It's still reading,
writing and arithmetic.

1022
00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:33,571
How much can it change?

1023
00:49:33,571 --> 00:49:36,107
(bell ringing)

1024
00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:40,145
- This is a condom.
It is a latex condom.

1025
00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,879
And we place it over the head

1026
00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:44,749
of the fully erect turgid penis.

1027
00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:46,951
We roll the condom
down the shaft

1028
00:49:46,951 --> 00:49:49,187
all the way down to the base.

1029
00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:51,556
Now, upon withdrawal,

1030
00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:53,658
holding on to the
base of the condom,

1031
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:56,694
we easily slide
it off like this.

1032
00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:59,730
All right, class.
Now it's your turn.

1033
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:02,067
(Cat gasps)

1034
00:50:03,268 --> 00:50:06,204
(hand thudding)

1035
00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:07,372
- Shh.

1036
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:10,041
- How do you turn this thing on?

1037
00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:14,345
(computer dings)

1038
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,380
Oh.

1039
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:17,048
- [Computer] Wassup?

1040
00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:19,917
- I'm fine.

1041
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,288
- (laughs) Grandma,
it's a computer.

1042
00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,691
- It was talking to
me, so I answered back.

1043
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:32,397
(upbeat music)

1044
00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:36,667
(computer beeps)

1045
00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:38,903
(alarm beeping)

1046
00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:39,804
Oh, oh.

1047
00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:43,574
- Shh.
(Cat screaming)

1048
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:46,644
(people chattering)

1049
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,682
- [Leo] You like that, huh?

1050
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,218
* You can't call me contact

1051
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:55,953
* I'm in the auditorium,
lay some fat track *

1052
00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:57,021
* Wassup, black

1053
00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:58,789
* Oh, you like that, huh

1054
00:50:58,789 --> 00:50:59,757
Want some of this?
Come on, baby.

1055
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:00,691
That's what I'm talking about.

1056
00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:01,626
- Hey, Terrence.
- Hi there.

1057
00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:02,460
I can see your underwear.

1058
00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:05,396
- Am I getting a headache?

1059
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,165
- What is with this noise?

1060
00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:09,634
- [Terrence] All
right, break it up.

1061
00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:11,169
Let me see what you got, player.

1062
00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:13,204
- All right. All right.

1063
00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:14,038
Mm, uh.

1064
00:51:15,273 --> 00:51:17,475
- Wait a minute, wait
a minute. Who is that?

1065
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,212
* Y'all kids think this rap
stuff is new, you're fooled *

1066
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,114
* Been doing this before
you tied your shoe, uh *

1067
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:25,583
* New is old and old is new

1068
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,785
* And what you all call new
I already been through *

1069
00:51:27,785 --> 00:51:29,587
- Woo, he is hot.

1070
00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:31,722
- Oh, he certainly is.

1071
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:33,458
* Whatever floats your boat

1072
00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:35,626
* You mess with Gene and
that's all she wrote *

1073
00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:36,927
- That's all she wrote, baby!
- Excuse me.

1074
00:51:40,365 --> 00:51:41,932
- With this right here, you
all gotta show your money

1075
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,501
if you want to get some
of this right here, yo.

1076
00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:45,336
That's my boy, yeah!

1077
00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,372
- Hi, I'm Ashley.

1078
00:51:47,372 --> 00:51:49,440
Great performance.

1079
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,341
- Well, thank you.

1080
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:51,542
Thank you. Um, I'm Gene.

1081
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:54,679
- Some friends of ours are
going to the Orange Club tonight

1082
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:55,946
to listen to some bands.

1083
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,815
I was hoping you'd
like to join us.

1084
00:51:57,815 --> 00:51:59,584
- Oh, we're gonna have to
check our calendar, girl,

1085
00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:00,985
but I'm sure it'll be just fine.

1086
00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:03,388
- It's not an open
invitation, geek.

1087
00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:06,324
- Talking to me? Yeah, I'm
gonna sit right back down.

1088
00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:09,794
- Gene?

1089
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:13,464
- (gasps) Oh, my gosh. Grandpa?

1090
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:14,799
- Gene?

1091
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:15,866
- Well, um...

1092
00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:20,905
- Yo, my man, you've gotta
make this move right here.

1093
00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:23,441
I mean, this is a
major hottie, you know?

1094
00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:26,311
I'd do it myself, but, you
know, I'm gonna hook you up.

1095
00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:27,645
- Oh, you know what?
I've gotta get to class.

1096
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:30,715
Um, can I trust you
to get Grandpa Gene

1097
00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,149
and meet me back at
the house after school?

1098
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,951
- Yeah, yeah, sure. I've
got this under control.

1099
00:52:33,951 --> 00:52:35,886
- Okay.
- You just go to class.

1100
00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:37,355
- So you go and do your thing.

1101
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:38,756
- Mm-hmm.

1102
00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:40,658
Okay, yeah.

1103
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:41,492
- Great.

1104
00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:44,195
And you know, listen.

1105
00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:51,369
- Gene!

1106
00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:52,437
- Sydney!

1107
00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:53,671
- No.

1108
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:54,772
- Cat?

1109
00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:57,708
- Blow away. We're busy.

1110
00:52:57,708 --> 00:52:59,844
- Well, go get busy with
some other fool, girl.

1111
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,712
'Cause I need to
talk to this one.

1112
00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:02,547
- [Terrence] That's
what I'm talkin' about.

1113
00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:03,781
- Excuse me, child.

1114
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:04,915
- I'll get out of
your way, girl.

1115
00:53:09,287 --> 00:53:12,223
- [Gene] Hey! Whoa,
whoa, whoa, hey, hey!

1116
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,659
I didn't know it
happened to you, too.

1117
00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:16,327
- It was the soap
we washed with.

1118
00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:19,196
It got contaminated from the
chemicals in Willie's lab.

1119
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,766
You would have known that if
you would have called home.

1120
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,268
- Whoa, hey, Cat,
Cat. Look, look, look.

1121
00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:26,671
You know what? Hey, I was
planning on doing that.

1122
00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:28,773
But, you know.

1123
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:31,809
- Well, Willie's working on
a way to get us back normal.

1124
00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,210
- What?

1125
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,044
Why?

1126
00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:36,847
I like things just
the way they are.

1127
00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:37,682
- What?

1128
00:53:37,682 --> 00:53:39,617
- Cat, look at us, Cat.

1129
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,720
We are 17 years old again!

1130
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,621
Look at this!

1131
00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:48,593
- Oh, Lord.
- Hey, feel that.

1132
00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:50,227
- I don't want to feel nothing.

1133
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,996
Aren't you at least
a bit concerned

1134
00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,931
with what's happened to you?

1135
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:58,536
- Hey, I am 17 years
old again, okay?

1136
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:00,671
I don't care how it happened,

1137
00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:02,106
I'm just glad it did.

1138
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,676
- There might be
side effects, Gene.

1139
00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:08,212
We don't even know how
long this will last.

1140
00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:09,314
- Which is why

1141
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:13,784
I'm going to ride this
thing out as long as I can.

1142
00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:16,887
I, I mean, why should
I waste my energy

1143
00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:19,890
trying to turn back
into a 67-year-old man?

1144
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:23,561
Constantly, constantly
being reminded of my age

1145
00:54:23,561 --> 00:54:26,731
with every step that I take.

1146
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:28,232
You know what that is?

1147
00:54:28,232 --> 00:54:29,233
- What?

1148
00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:30,735
- Booty.

1149
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,102
- Booty?

1150
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,371
- Booty.

1151
00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:34,872
- Will you listen to yourself?

1152
00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:37,508
Who are you trying to fool?

1153
00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:41,346
We don't fit in with
this generation, Gene.

1154
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,149
And I don't care how
young you look or talk,

1155
00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:47,718
you will never fit in.

1156
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:51,356
- Oh, oh, you, you know why
I haven't been home, Cat?

1157
00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:54,625
There's your
answer, right there.

1158
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:57,862
- You know what?

1159
00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:02,199
This is really sad. (chuckles)

1160
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:05,870
You finally look the way
you've acted your entire life.

1161
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,106
17 years old.

1162
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:15,179
- Well, I'm going to stay
17 years old, you old woman.

1163
00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:20,017
- Fine by me, you old man.

1164
00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:21,519
Do what you want to do.

1165
00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:23,921
- I am gonna do what I want
to do, and you know what?

1166
00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:26,657
I don't need your
permission to do it.

1167
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,095
(Cat groans)

1168
00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:36,033
- [P.A. Announcer] ROTC
training takes place

1169
00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:39,704
at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon
right behind the south gym.

1170
00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:42,272
- Sydney! Sydney!
- What?

1171
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:44,174
- Um, I was wondering

1172
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,477
if you'd like to go
out with me tonight.

1173
00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:48,613
Look, there's this place,
it's called the Orange Club,

1174
00:55:48,613 --> 00:55:50,915
they've got all these
DJs I want to check out.

1175
00:55:54,151 --> 00:55:57,822
- I'd love to go out
with you, young man.

1176
00:55:57,822 --> 00:55:58,989
- [Todd] Would you, now?

1177
00:56:01,726 --> 00:56:04,995
(chuckles) Well,
all right, then.

1178
00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:07,565
Look, I'm gonna see you tonight.

1179
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:12,470
(bell ringing)

1180
00:56:12,470 --> 00:56:14,639
I'm feeling good, brother.

1181
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:18,108
(door thuds)

1182
00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:23,013
(people chattering)

1183
00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:27,685
(blows thudding)
(men grunting)

1184
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:28,953
- Oh, oh!

1185
00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:30,187
Take advantage of a brother.

1186
00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:32,490
Living off kritz,
baby. Look at this.

1187
00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:33,791
Wassup? What you got?

1188
00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:35,025
- Ready?
- What you got?

1189
00:56:35,025 --> 00:56:36,527
Too slow. You're too slow.

1190
00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,295
Come on. You can't even
catch what you can't see.

1191
00:56:38,295 --> 00:56:40,531
- Boom!
- Look at that. Boom!

1192
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,066
- Hey, fellas.

1193
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:44,702
Hey, hey, fellas.

1194
00:56:44,702 --> 00:56:46,203
Homies, hey!

1195
00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:47,705
- Right in the belly, and
you know you got a big one.

1196
00:56:47,705 --> 00:56:49,707
- [Gene] Hey, my,
my bloodhounds!

1197
00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:51,676
My dog pound, what's
up, what's up y'all?

1198
00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:53,944
Hey, hey.

1199
00:56:53,944 --> 00:56:54,945
- Come on.
- Stick and move, baby.

1200
00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:56,346
Stick and move.

1201
00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:57,281
- My, um.
- You're too slow.

1202
00:56:57,281 --> 00:56:58,749
You're too slow.
- All right.

1203
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,017
- Don't you two, you know,
want to get out of the house?

1204
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:01,886
Maybe go and do a
little something?

1205
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,588
- Come on, man, you're
messing up my combo.

1206
00:57:03,588 --> 00:57:04,555
- Yo, what's up, G?

1207
00:57:07,191 --> 00:57:09,527
- Man, is this all
y'all gonna do?

1208
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:10,728
- You ain't got me.

1209
00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:12,897
- You know, you play
your video games

1210
00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:14,765
and watch your music videos.

1211
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:18,536
- Uh, other than chasing
hotties, what else is there?

1212
00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:19,604
- What else is there?

1213
00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:22,640
Man, there's life
out there, man.

1214
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:24,475
- Boom!
- The pulsing-

1215
00:57:24,475 --> 00:57:25,610
- Pushing right out of the move.

1216
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:29,046
- Beautiful, unexplored,
delicious life!

1217
00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:30,247
- I'm gonna sit
you down, fat boy.

1218
00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:31,682
- Out that door, waiting
for you to taste it.

1219
00:57:31,682 --> 00:57:33,484
- Hey, I'm up for some grub.

1220
00:57:33,484 --> 00:57:34,785
How 'bout some Taco Hell?

1221
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,554
- Naw, naw, naw. Domino's, dude.

1222
00:57:36,554 --> 00:57:37,822
They deliver.

1223
00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:39,223
- True dat, true dat.

1224
00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:40,491
- [Terrence] Hey,
come on. Look at that.

1225
00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:41,425
- [Leo] Cheap shot is the one.

1226
00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:42,993
Man, lose the frown lines, dude.

1227
00:57:42,993 --> 00:57:45,329
You got a date with
a hottie tonight.

1228
00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:46,597
So what's the problem?

1229
00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,833
- [Terrence] Hey, pause,
man. Stop cheating, man.

1230
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:49,667
- Yeah.
- Dang.

1231
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:55,205
- I've got a date with
a 17-year-old hottie.

1232
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:57,875
(blows thudding)
(men grunting)

1233
00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,810
(bell ringing)

1234
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:02,747
- [Terrence] I didn't
want to play anymore,

1235
00:58:02,747 --> 00:58:04,481
so that means you lost.

1236
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:07,151
- So, what happened
at school today?

1237
00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:09,754
I miss one day, and I feel
like everything's changed.

1238
00:58:09,754 --> 00:58:11,021
The stars are aligning, Sydney.

1239
00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:14,024
I'm telling you, the
universe is in flux.

1240
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:16,594
- Tell me about it.

1241
00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:17,461
Yeah, I mean...

1242
00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:19,897
What's wrong with you?

1243
00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:21,799
Your voice is generating
unstable biorhythms.

1244
00:58:23,467 --> 00:58:25,269
- (sighs) I don't know.

1245
00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:27,471
It's just that my grandmother,
right, she came into town

1246
00:58:27,471 --> 00:58:29,139
and I'm just trying to get used

1247
00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:31,642
to the changes that
we're going through.

1248
00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:33,043
You know what, I better go.

1249
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,080
It looks like my
grandmother needs my help.

1250
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:39,049
- So am I gonna see you at
the Orange Room tonight?

1251
00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:40,050
- Well, I don't know.

1252
00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,485
- Well, Todd will be there.

1253
00:58:41,485 --> 00:58:43,888
- Yeah, and so will a
lot of other local boys.

1254
00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:45,122
You know what, I
have to go, okay?

1255
00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:46,957
I'll just talk to
you later, bye.

1256
00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:50,728
(dial tone buzzing)

1257
00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:51,896
(Julie sighs)
(phone rings)

1258
00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:52,730
- Oh.

1259
00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:54,865
Psychic friends hotline.

1260
00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:58,569
No, Dionne Warrick is
not here, thank you.

1261
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,509
- You look great, Gram.

1262
00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:09,614
- I do look good, don't I?

1263
00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:13,350
Mm. I can't believe it.

1264
00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:17,588
I'm finally going on a date! Me!

1265
00:59:17,588 --> 00:59:19,690
- Relax, Grandma.
It ain't no thang.

1266
00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:23,761
- Well, maybe it
ain't no thang to you,

1267
00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:25,362
but if the last time
you went on a date

1268
00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:27,564
was to see the new singing
sensation Nat King Cole,

1269
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,533
trust me, baby, it is a thang.

1270
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,803
(Sydney laughs)

1271
00:59:32,803 --> 00:59:33,638
- Whatever.

1272
00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:36,641
(bright music)

1273
00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:37,474
Ooh!

1274
00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:40,044
Big Mama!

1275
00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:42,279
Look at you!

1276
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,716
Now, you look fabulous.

1277
00:59:45,716 --> 00:59:48,753
- Thank you. I have arrived.

1278
00:59:48,753 --> 00:59:51,221
Now, if your grandfather
can have fun,

1279
00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:52,056
why shouldn't I?

1280
00:59:53,157 --> 00:59:54,759
- (laughs) You know, Grandma,

1281
00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:56,526
I can not believe
I'm saying this,

1282
00:59:56,526 --> 00:59:58,729
but you have become
one of my best friends.

1283
00:59:58,729 --> 01:00:01,298
- Well, let's just hope
you feel the same way

1284
01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:03,500
once I'm an old woman again.

1285
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:06,904
(both laughing)

1286
01:00:06,904 --> 01:00:08,372
(doorbell ringing)

1287
01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:09,206
That's my date.

1288
01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:11,108
- Ooh, right on time.

1289
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,743
That's a good sign, Grandma.

1290
01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:16,647
So, which Monarch High guy

1291
01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:18,548
is lucky enough to be going out

1292
01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:22,219
with my 67-year-old
Grandma, huh?

1293
01:00:24,188 --> 01:00:25,022
Todd?
- Sydney.

1294
01:00:25,022 --> 01:00:26,223
How you doing?

1295
01:00:26,223 --> 01:00:27,792
- (gasps) Oh, my God.

1296
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,259
What is he doing here?

1297
01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:31,195
- That's my date.
- No!

1298
01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,429
Grandma, no!

1299
01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:34,498
No, you cannot-
- Of course I can.

1300
01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:35,966
- No!
- Now look.

1301
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,068
I am not gonna toy with this
17-year-old boy's heart.

1302
01:00:38,068 --> 01:00:39,136
Now, move.

1303
01:00:41,005 --> 01:00:42,106
- No, no. Grandma, no.

1304
01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:45,575
(knuckles rapping)

1305
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,544
- You like this boy.

1306
01:00:47,544 --> 01:00:49,847
(Sydney sighs)

1307
01:00:49,847 --> 01:00:51,682
Baby, now-

1308
01:00:51,682 --> 01:00:53,483
- Grandma, that's okay-
- No.

1309
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:54,651
No, it is not okay.

1310
01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:57,454
Now, look, he obviously
thinks I'm you.

1311
01:00:58,889 --> 01:01:02,827
(sighs) All right, I'll go with
him to the Orange Club now-

1312
01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:04,628
- Grandma!
- Hey, hey, hey!

1313
01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:07,832
After you get dressed,
you just hustle on down

1314
01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:11,435
to the Orange Club and
when the time is right,

1315
01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:12,602
we'll make the switch.

1316
01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:13,804
- I cannot believe you. No!

1317
01:01:13,804 --> 01:01:15,305
I am not gonna do that!

1318
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:16,741
- You got any better ideas?

1319
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:19,877
(knuckles rapping)

1320
01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:21,511
- No.

1321
01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:22,747
But I also don't have a dress

1322
01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:24,915
that looks like
that in my closet.

1323
01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:27,017
- But you do have something
short, black, and clingy.

1324
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,318
Now put it on.
- No.

1325
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:29,820
- And if he notices
the difference

1326
01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:31,188
between those two outfits,

1327
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:33,223
you had no chance
with him anyway.

1328
01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:35,325
Now, what do you
all say? Audi 2000?

1329
01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:37,427
- No, we say one.
- One?

1330
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:38,896
- We say one.
- What do you say?

1331
01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:39,730
- One.

1332
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,966
- Well, I'll see
you later, okay?

1333
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:43,901
- Bye.
- Bye. Hi, Todd.

1334
01:01:45,502 --> 01:01:46,771
- [Todd] You get dressed fast.

1335
01:01:46,771 --> 01:01:48,238
Didn't I just see
you in a sweatshirt?

1336
01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:51,275
- [Cat] I'm from L.A.
We do everything fast.

1337
01:01:51,275 --> 01:01:53,878
- Where have I been? L.A.

1338
01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:56,080
(dramatic music)

1339
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,548
(car honking)

1340
01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:07,825
(people cheering)
(upbeat music)

1341
01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,366
And here it is, the
hottest spot in town.

1342
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:17,634
Everybody comes down here,
gets their groove on.

1343
01:02:17,634 --> 01:02:19,536
You know what I'm saying?

1344
01:02:19,536 --> 01:02:21,872
Yeah.
- Hey, what's up, Todd?

1345
01:02:22,773 --> 01:02:24,008
- All right then. You know?

1346
01:02:24,008 --> 01:02:24,842
Cool?

1347
01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,145
What, Ashley?

1348
01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:29,379
Don't worry about Ashley.

1349
01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:32,249
Let's, let's go
over here, lounge.

1350
01:02:33,884 --> 01:02:35,419
- Whoo, girl!
- Yeah.

1351
01:02:38,022 --> 01:02:39,723
- [Woman] All right!

1352
01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:41,491
- [Woman] You got it.

1353
01:02:47,697 --> 01:02:49,299
- Oh, hey! My gosh!

1354
01:02:50,835 --> 01:02:52,402
(both laughing)

1355
01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:54,571
Hey, Sydney, what
are you doing here?

1356
01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:56,640
I thought you said
you weren't coming.

1357
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,741
- When did I say that?

1358
01:02:57,741 --> 01:02:59,643
- An hour ago on the phone.

1359
01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:02,079
- Oh, oh.

1360
01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:03,613
Well, here I am.

1361
01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:07,584
- There you are. You look great.

1362
01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:10,320
Oh, man, so, hey, have
you spotted him yet?

1363
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,321
- Who?

1364
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:12,689
- The man of your dreams.

1365
01:03:12,689 --> 01:03:13,790
- Yeah.

1366
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:14,791
- Yeah?

1367
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:16,226
- I think I have.

1368
01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:18,095
- [Todd] Here we go.

1369
01:03:18,095 --> 01:03:20,297
Hope I got something you like.

1370
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:21,966
- Todd.
- How you doing, Julie?

1371
01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:24,234
- Hello, what brings
you out this evening?

1372
01:03:25,169 --> 01:03:26,103
- I'm here with her.

1373
01:03:26,103 --> 01:03:27,304
- Oh, you're here together?

1374
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:30,074
- Mm-hm.
- Oh, you're here with, oh!

1375
01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:30,908
Sydney.

1376
01:03:33,043 --> 01:03:35,112
I couldn't quite figure
out what he was at first.

1377
01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:38,582
Then I realized,
holy cow. (laughing)

1378
01:03:38,582 --> 01:03:40,918
- Oh, well, well, well.

1379
01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:42,686
If it isn't the loser sisters.

1380
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,189
- Sydney?

1381
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:46,924
- [Cat] Guess again, lover boy.

1382
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:49,326
- [Gene] Cat. What
are you doing here?

1383
01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:51,996
- Just ignore her
like I'm trying to do.

1384
01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,463
- What am I doing here?

1385
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:55,332
What are you doing
here with her?

1386
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,666
- He's my date.

1387
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,268
I mean, just how
well do you know her?

1388
01:03:58,268 --> 01:04:00,204
Did you go to school with
her before you came here?

1389
01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,239
- Oh, yeah, we went
to the same school.

1390
01:04:02,239 --> 01:04:04,108
The school of Holy Matrimony.

1391
01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:07,878
- You know what, you're not
only desperate, you're psycho!

1392
01:04:07,878 --> 01:04:09,880
- Excuse me?
- Ho, ho, ho, hey!

1393
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,881
That is enough.

1394
01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:14,184
- Come on, baby. Let's go dance.

1395
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,488
(upbeat music)

1396
01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,000
(people chattering)

1397
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,536
- These are $500
shoes. Can you keep up?

1398
01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:34,738
Come on.

1399
01:04:34,738 --> 01:04:38,342
(upbeat hip hop music)

1400
01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:40,844
* It starts from my glance
that leaves them in a trance *

1401
01:04:40,844 --> 01:04:43,347
* My voice pulled along,
we move to a dance *

1402
01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:45,950
* The tactics that I use,
chicks be feeling me *

1403
01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:48,552
* You end that number
for fear of prophecy *

1404
01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:51,055
* Some try to cop me,
it's sharp like a jacket *

1405
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:53,690
* See we be teen ballers no
need for us to practice *

1406
01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:56,093
* Watch this, truth before
the clubbers right here *

1407
01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:58,728
* We about to let loose,
calm down, up in the air *

1408
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:00,397
* Grab a shorty, get naughty

1409
01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:01,698
* Enjoy the party

1410
01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:02,899
* If you're holding
up the wall player *

1411
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,501
* It's straight sorry

1412
01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:06,103
* All the ice in the world
for the freezer close by *

1413
01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:10,040
* We're going to party up in
here until they call the cops *

1414
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,675
* So drop your coat
on the hanger *

1415
01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:14,644
* Ladies to the dance floor
and shake your thing, huh *

1416
01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:16,546
* So what you never
getting, player *

1417
01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:18,315
* Hold on to your chick,
we'll have to take her *

1418
01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:21,218
* Breaker, breaker

1419
01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:25,956
- Excuse me.

1420
01:05:39,203 --> 01:05:40,037
- Sydney?

1421
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:48,445
- [Ashley] Uh, whoo.

1422
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,683
- What did you do, boy?

1423
01:05:56,153 --> 01:05:58,855
- Gene? Where are you going?

1424
01:05:58,855 --> 01:05:59,689
Gene.

1425
01:06:01,925 --> 01:06:04,028
(snorts) This is all your fault.

1426
01:06:05,862 --> 01:06:07,831
- Yeah, do that again.

1427
01:06:07,831 --> 01:06:09,466
- Syd?

1428
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,201
- Cat? Hey, what
happened in there, Cat?

1429
01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:12,369
- Sydney!
- Hey, hey, Cat? Cat?

1430
01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:13,970
That boy do something to you?

1431
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,472
- Leave me alone, Gene.

1432
01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:17,941
- Cat, hey. Cat, Cat, just...

1433
01:06:17,941 --> 01:06:19,609
Can you talk to me for
one minute, please?

1434
01:06:19,609 --> 01:06:22,112
- We have nothing to talk about.

1435
01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:22,946
- I think we do.

1436
01:06:24,381 --> 01:06:27,217
- Look, why don't you just
go back to your date? Okay?

1437
01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:30,020
- Maybe I don't want to.

1438
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:35,359
(sirens wailing)
(traffic whooshing)

1439
01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:36,860
- [Cat] I have to
talk to Sydney.

1440
01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,795
- [Gene] At least let
me help you find Sydney.

1441
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,597
- [Cat] I said leave
me alone, Gene.

1442
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,167
(upbeat music)

1443
01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:44,534
Where's that music coming from?

1444
01:06:46,903 --> 01:06:47,904
Maybe she's in here.

1445
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:58,348
(upbeat big band music)

1446
01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:08,092
- [DJ] All right.

1447
01:07:08,092 --> 01:07:08,925
All right.

1448
01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:10,660
All right.

1449
01:07:12,729 --> 01:07:17,000
* Hey, there, everybody,
have you heard the news *

1450
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,238
* It's on and jumping down
at this old house of blues *

1451
01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:22,939
* So leave your cares behind

1452
01:07:22,939 --> 01:07:24,908
* But don't forget
your dancing shoes *

1453
01:07:24,908 --> 01:07:26,743
* 'Cause there's a
party going on, baby *

1454
01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:29,679
* Do what you want to do

1455
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:31,815
- Syd.
- Not now, Willie.

1456
01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:32,649
- Syd.
- What?

1457
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:38,755
* Make your way to the parquet
and let your backbone slide *

1458
01:07:38,755 --> 01:07:40,357
* Ain't no wrong way to do it

1459
01:07:40,357 --> 01:07:41,925
* Do whatever makes you feel

1460
01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:44,928
- I've isolated the chemicals
in Gypsy's bloodstream.

1461
01:07:44,928 --> 01:07:46,863
The combination has
effected her DNA

1462
01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:49,466
and totally reversed
her cellular structure.

1463
01:07:49,466 --> 01:07:51,701
Just like with our grandparents!

1464
01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:53,036
* The band's got
the joint jumping *

1465
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:54,838
* Baby, everything
is everything *

1466
01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:56,106
* Ooh

1467
01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:57,674
* Let the boogie say
up jumps the boogie *

1468
01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,809
* To the rhythm of
the boogie to be *

1469
01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:02,179
* Can't you see, can't
you see, can't you see *

1470
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:05,349
* Right here and now
is the place to be *

1471
01:08:05,349 --> 01:08:07,551
Grandma, Grandpa, and
Gypsy have dosages

1472
01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:11,355
of 15 different lethal
chemicals in their systems.

1473
01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:13,957
(Sydney sighs)

1474
01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:15,259
* So put it down

1475
01:08:15,259 --> 01:08:20,063
* Tonight will be a
night to let it go *

1476
01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:26,170
* The place is rocking ain't
no wallflower in sight *

1477
01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:27,704
Since Gypsy is a dog,

1478
01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:30,707
the toxic chemicals
affected her sooner.

1479
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,012
I've got to find the cure soon.

1480
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,416
Or else Gyps is dead.

1481
01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:45,222
(Sydney sighs)

1482
01:08:45,222 --> 01:08:48,558
* Everything is everything

1483
01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,160
* Let the boogie say
up jumps the boogie *

1484
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,662
* To the rhythm of
the boogie to be *

1485
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:54,798
* Can't you see, can't you see

1486
01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:57,567
* Right here, right now
is the place to be *

1487
01:08:57,567 --> 01:09:01,505
* Ain't no need to
worry about yesterday *

1488
01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:06,210
* Just make a bee-line
for tomorrow *

1489
01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:07,644
* Put it down

1490
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:12,216
* Tonight will be a
night to let it go *

1491
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:22,025
(whistle shrilling)
(upbeat big band music)

1492
01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:54,157
(dramatic big band music)
(people chattering)

1493
01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,277
- All right, all
right, all right.

1494
01:10:13,277 --> 01:10:14,411
I'd like to thank
everybody for coming out

1495
01:10:14,411 --> 01:10:15,945
to Club Charlie's tonight.

1496
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:19,048
Right now what we'd like to do
is we'd like to slow it down.

1497
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:22,051
So every guy, grab a girl, and
let the music take you there.

1498
01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:27,957
(audience applauding)
(gentle music)

1499
01:10:41,104 --> 01:10:43,407
- (sighs) We should go.

1500
01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:45,309
- One more dance.
- No.

1501
01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:47,944
I have to find Sydney.

1502
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:50,747
And what about
your little friend?

1503
01:10:52,716 --> 01:10:56,953
- Cat, do you know what,
what song they're playing?

1504
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:00,724
- Of course.

1505
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:03,192
It's our song.

1506
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:08,932
- Cat, come on, now,
baby. Don't, don't cry.

1507
01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:11,768
You're gonna ruin your make-up.

1508
01:11:14,838 --> 01:11:16,406
You look so beautiful tonight.

1509
01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:18,942
- Oh, you mean because
I'm young, Gene?

1510
01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:20,109
- No.

1511
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:20,944
No, no.

1512
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:23,046
The truth is I,

1513
01:11:24,814 --> 01:11:27,016
I always think you
look beautiful.

1514
01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:30,620
You were right, Cat.

1515
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,457
I mean, I, I just
been fooling myself.

1516
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:38,027
You know, just pretending to
be something that I'm not.

1517
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:43,066
God, I, I miss you, woman.

1518
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:47,671
I miss you.

1519
01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:51,441
(gentle music)

1520
01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:56,613
- This isn't real.
This isn't real.

1521
01:11:56,613 --> 01:12:00,484
- Sure it is! Cat,
I, I love you!

1522
01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:01,918
- I know.

1523
01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:05,121
You've always loved young,
new, and exciting things, Gene.

1524
01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:07,123
- Cat, for as long
as you have known me,

1525
01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:09,659
is that what you think?

1526
01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,328
- Just like you loved
that job in Australia.

1527
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:16,199
- Cat, that was, that
was over 20 years ago!

1528
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,568
- For you, it was
over 20 years ago.

1529
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:21,705
But I have lived with
that job in Australia

1530
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:24,574
every day of my life.

1531
01:12:24,574 --> 01:12:27,143
(gentle music)

1532
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:49,065
(gentle music)
(people chattering)

1533
01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:59,075
(door clicks)

1534
01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:01,578
(Sydney sighs)

1535
01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:04,681
Sydney.

1536
01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:06,816
You're still up?

1537
01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:09,252
- Where have you been?

1538
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:12,355
- What do you mean
where have I been?

1539
01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:18,428
- All right, I was worried
about you, Grandma.

1540
01:13:19,563 --> 01:13:22,298
Todd has called, like, 15 times.

1541
01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:25,535
- Oh.

1542
01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:27,236
- And, you know,
by the last call,

1543
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,473
he figured you ran
off with Grandpa Gene

1544
01:13:29,473 --> 01:13:32,008
and just left him
at the Orange Club.

1545
01:13:32,008 --> 01:13:34,744
- Look. a lot of stuff
has happened tonight-

1546
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,546
- I'm not finished, Grandma.

1547
01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:44,554
See, um, Todd thinks
you're me, okay?

1548
01:13:45,689 --> 01:13:46,923
Which pretty much
blows the small chance

1549
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,726
that I have ever
had at dating him.

1550
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,230
You know, I really want
to be mad at you, Grandma,

1551
01:13:54,230 --> 01:13:55,231
but I can't.

1552
01:13:57,801 --> 01:14:00,837
- Oh, baby, I'm sorry.

1553
01:14:00,837 --> 01:14:04,407
Look, I know what
you're going through.

1554
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:08,311
- (scoffs) What makes you
think you understand, huh?

1555
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:13,216
Because you've been
17 for two whole days?

1556
01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:15,184
- I was 17 once
before, young lady.

1557
01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:17,253
- Yeah, a long
time ago, Grandma.

1558
01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:22,391
You don't know what
it's like living today,

1559
01:14:22,391 --> 01:14:25,895
trying to be as
pretty or as thin

1560
01:14:25,895 --> 01:14:28,464
as these, these models
in these magazines,

1561
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:31,635
or as hip as these women
in these music videos

1562
01:14:31,635 --> 01:14:33,770
or trying to live
in this stupid town

1563
01:14:33,770 --> 01:14:35,639
filled with stupid
little people.

1564
01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:37,541
No, you don't
understand, Grandma.

1565
01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:38,908
You don't understand anything.

1566
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:40,476
- Okay, you're right.

1567
01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,746
You're right, Sydney. I'm sorry.

1568
01:14:42,746 --> 01:14:44,280
I shouldn't have
assumed that I knew

1569
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,849
what was going on inside of you.

1570
01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:49,252
- Yeah, Grandma, like
that means anything now.

1571
01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:50,720
I know you're sorry.

1572
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,622
You're always sorry.

1573
01:14:52,622 --> 01:14:56,059
And you know what? You always
say things you don't mean.

1574
01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:58,528
And you know what, Grandma?
I have to say this.

1575
01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:01,598
I really do. You
chased Grandpa away.

1576
01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:02,832
And you know what?

1577
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:07,370
Now, you're chasing Todd
away from me. (huffs)

1578
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:13,943
(smooth thoughtful music)

1579
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,817
(dramatic music)
(Gypsy whining)

1580
01:15:20,817 --> 01:15:24,187
- Don't worry, Gyps. I'm
not giving up on you.

1581
01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:26,255
The answer's got to
be in here somewhere.

1582
01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:32,962
(dramatic music)
(computer whirring)

1583
01:15:38,467 --> 01:15:41,070
(gentle music)

1584
01:15:41,070 --> 01:15:42,305
(people chattering)

1585
01:15:42,305 --> 01:15:44,173
- Hey, new girl.

1586
01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:51,715
Look, I don't know what that
was all about last night,

1587
01:15:51,715 --> 01:15:53,382
but if you and Gene
had something going on

1588
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,651
at your previous school,

1589
01:15:54,651 --> 01:15:57,520
which I find very hard
to believe, it's over.

1590
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:58,855
- Over.

1591
01:15:58,855 --> 01:16:00,489
- Look, the rules of this school

1592
01:16:00,489 --> 01:16:02,558
is that my men are off limits.

1593
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,894
That includes my brother Todd.

1594
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:07,196
Loser girl knows that
and now you do to.

1595
01:16:08,932 --> 01:16:10,433
- [Friend] You've been warned.

1596
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:13,970
- What is her problem?

1597
01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:15,805
- Yeah, and my name's Julie.

1598
01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:18,642
(bell ringing)

1599
01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:21,244
You know, just like
an M.P.G.I.S. chick.

1600
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:22,345
- What the heck is that?

1601
01:16:22,345 --> 01:16:24,347
- Most popular girl in school.

1602
01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:31,354
(people laughing)
(upbeat hop hop music)

1603
01:16:45,301 --> 01:16:47,637
I still think that you should
go to the dance tonight,

1604
01:16:47,637 --> 01:16:50,039
because if you don't,
Ashley will think she won.

1605
01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:52,375
- Yeah, but I'm not
thinking about Ashley.

1606
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:54,944
- But you're
thinking about Todd.

1607
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:57,113
Oh, you guys had such
a good time last night,

1608
01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:59,883
and, well, right up
until you ran out but.

1609
01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:05,488
- Julie, I have to tell
you something, okay?

1610
01:17:05,488 --> 01:17:06,589
Can I trust you?

1611
01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:07,957
- [Julie] Yes.

1612
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,726
- Okay, listen.

1613
01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:11,094
My little brother
accidentally made a formula

1614
01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:12,328
that makes people young

1615
01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:13,462
and my grandparents
got exposed to it.

1616
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:14,597
See, now they're our age

1617
01:17:14,597 --> 01:17:15,865
and that was my
grandmother last night,

1618
01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:17,366
who looked exactly like
me when she was my age,

1619
01:17:17,366 --> 01:17:19,368
but now she is my age, so
she looks like my twin.

1620
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:20,870
That's who ran out
with Todd last night

1621
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:22,171
because she was trying to
make my Grandpa Gene jealous

1622
01:17:22,171 --> 01:17:23,106
while making out with Todd,

1623
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,273
only I ran in and saw everything

1624
01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:26,042
and now we're not
speaking to each other.

1625
01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:27,977
- What?

1626
01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:32,381
- (sighs) Oprah helped me
find my long lost cousin

1627
01:17:32,381 --> 01:17:33,649
and she was the one

1628
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,084
who ran into the club
last night with Todd.

1629
01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:36,052
Not me.

1630
01:17:36,052 --> 01:17:37,620
- Oh. Oh!

1631
01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:40,456
Well, why didn't you
just say that? Jeez.

1632
01:17:40,456 --> 01:17:42,658
Gosh, you know. Oh, my goodness.

1633
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,493
I, what are you gonna do now?

1634
01:17:45,361 --> 01:17:46,830
- I don't know.

1635
01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:49,032
I just have to, you know,
get my head together.

1636
01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:55,338
(Sydney sighs)

1637
01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:00,176
- Julie.

1638
01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:02,445
- Yeah, that's my name.

1639
01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:04,948
You guys are identical.

1640
01:18:04,948 --> 01:18:06,149
That's uncanny.

1641
01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:07,784
I didn't even need
my tarot cards

1642
01:18:07,784 --> 01:18:09,853
to tell me that. (chuckles)

1643
01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:11,855
Well, I think you
guys need to talk,

1644
01:18:11,855 --> 01:18:14,557
and I'm gonna go, so,
can you lock up for me?

1645
01:18:14,557 --> 01:18:15,892
- No, no. Julie, I--

1646
01:18:15,892 --> 01:18:17,060
- Thank you. Bye.

1647
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:22,799
(Sydney huffs)

1648
01:18:22,799 --> 01:18:24,400
- Sydney.
- What?

1649
01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:31,240
- You know, I spent
the entire day

1650
01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,244
sitting in the park
thinking about you.

1651
01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:37,480
- (scoffs) Please.

1652
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:38,647
- And you're right.

1653
01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:42,919
I did chase your
Grandfather away.

1654
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,455
It was all because of this,

1655
01:18:46,455 --> 01:18:49,759
this job in, of all
places, Australia.

1656
01:18:51,594 --> 01:18:54,130
Your grandfather
wanted to go so bad.

1657
01:18:55,899 --> 01:18:57,000
But I was afraid.

1658
01:18:58,101 --> 01:19:00,003
New people, new places.

1659
01:19:01,838 --> 01:19:03,339
I was afraid of a change,

1660
01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:05,641
but I couldn't tell
him he couldn't go.

1661
01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:10,814
So I told him he could go alone.

1662
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,083
And that I'd follow him.

1663
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:14,918
- And did you?

1664
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:21,057
- No.
(Sydney sighs)

1665
01:19:21,057 --> 01:19:22,125
I never intended to.

1666
01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:26,629
But I convinced myself
that if he loved me,

1667
01:19:26,629 --> 01:19:27,663
he'd come back.

1668
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,771
And the next thing I know,
I'm, I'm filing for divorce,

1669
01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:38,474
something that I have
always regretted.

1670
01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:40,810
- I'm sorry, Grandma.

1671
01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:43,679
I didn't-
- It's okay.

1672
01:19:44,914 --> 01:19:47,483
(gentle music)

1673
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,556
- [Sydney] You still
love him, don't you?

1674
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:55,992
- Very much.

1675
01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,362
- Well, Grandma, why
don't you just tell him?

1676
01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:01,965
- That's what I intended to do.

1677
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:05,969
But Sydney, everybody's
afraid of new places.

1678
01:20:05,969 --> 01:20:07,270
- I'm not afraid.

1679
01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:09,805
- Oh, girl, please.

1680
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,543
You sound like somebody I
used to know long time ago.

1681
01:20:16,612 --> 01:20:19,983
Someone who let fear
and pride keep them

1682
01:20:19,983 --> 01:20:21,284
from the one they loved.

1683
01:20:22,986 --> 01:20:24,420
You remember that
time I told you

1684
01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:27,656
to make this new
experience a positive one?

1685
01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:31,294
(gentle music)

1686
01:20:32,728 --> 01:20:35,731
(sighs) I'm afraid I haven't
been taking my own advice.

1687
01:20:35,731 --> 01:20:38,334
- Yeah, but, Grandma,
this, this is different.

1688
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,135
- Is it?

1689
01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:44,140
Baby, don't make the
same dumb mistake I did.

1690
01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:47,676
Now, if you like this
boy, you better tell him.

1691
01:20:48,577 --> 01:20:50,113
- How?

1692
01:20:50,113 --> 01:20:51,247
- At the dance tonight.

1693
01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:59,222
(sighs) Now, let's
go get our men.

1694
01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:05,561
(both laughing)

1695
01:21:05,561 --> 01:21:10,566
(Gypsy whines)
(upbeat music)

1696
01:21:17,106 --> 01:21:19,875
(water whooshing)

1697
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,677
- Come on, Gypsy.

1698
01:21:21,677 --> 01:21:24,347
(Gypsy whining)

1699
01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:29,418
- Oh, I got mad love for myself.

1700
01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:31,354
I just want to jump
back, kiss myself.

1701
01:21:31,354 --> 01:21:32,855
Look at that. Mm.

1702
01:21:32,855 --> 01:21:34,490
- Can you see any growth?
Can you see any growth?

1703
01:21:35,524 --> 01:21:36,425
- Whatever, y'all.

1704
01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:38,694
Look at me, babe.

1705
01:21:38,694 --> 01:21:39,929
- [Terrence] Please,
guy, you've got to ask?

1706
01:21:39,929 --> 01:21:41,497
- Leo] I'm ballin'. I'm
ballin, look at this.

1707
01:21:41,497 --> 01:21:42,431
- [Terrence] You frontin', guy.

1708
01:21:42,431 --> 01:21:44,233
- Player.
- Hey.

1709
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:45,401
- Player. Oh, my.

1710
01:21:46,435 --> 01:21:49,105
Oh, my. Why, why?

1711
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:50,406
- Please, go ahead, brother.

1712
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,108
- You're doing too
much, my brother.

1713
01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:53,609
- Dude, what's with this hat?

1714
01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:56,612
You look like you're from
the 1800s. I don't know what.

1715
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:00,683
- Look, guys.

1716
01:22:03,852 --> 01:22:05,921
I've been thinking.

1717
01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:10,093
You know, this life,
it's not for me.

1718
01:22:12,728 --> 01:22:16,765
But I want to thank you guys,
you know, for helping me out.

1719
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:19,768
It's been fun.

1720
01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:22,638
- Dude, come on.

1721
01:22:23,872 --> 01:22:25,308
Lose these frown
lines, will you?

1722
01:22:25,308 --> 01:22:27,710
We're your boys. For real.

1723
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:28,811
Together forever.

1724
01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:32,315
- Ta-da!
- Hey, hey, hey.

1725
01:22:32,315 --> 01:22:34,517
I'm never gonna
forget about you two.

1726
01:22:34,517 --> 01:22:35,818
- Well, how could you?

1727
01:22:35,818 --> 01:22:37,186
Look at us. Come on.
- True dat, true dat.

1728
01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:39,989
So my man, what are you saying?

1729
01:22:39,989 --> 01:22:40,923
Are you leaving?

1730
01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:44,660
I mean, you can't
bail on us now.

1731
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:47,630
We need you for the
hotties to stick around.

1732
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:50,033
- That's true, we
do need you, bro.

1733
01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:54,937
- Look, fellas, life is
not all about the hotties.

1734
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:59,042
You know, maybe when
you're young, it is.

1735
01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:02,178
And when you're
young, youth is fine.

1736
01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:07,883
But there's nothing
wrong with growing up.

1737
01:23:09,952 --> 01:23:12,655
(gentle music)

1738
01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:13,556
Understand?

1739
01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:18,227
- Come on, man. Come on.

1740
01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:19,128
Please, man?

1741
01:23:19,128 --> 01:23:20,229
- [Terrence] Don't go.

1742
01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,265
- Hotties, hotties. Hotties.

1743
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,702
- [Terrence] Three of us, we
could get something together.

1744
01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:28,737
- You heard what I said, okay?

1745
01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:30,706
I gotta get out of here.

1746
01:23:30,706 --> 01:23:32,208
Now take care of
yourselves, all right?

1747
01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:35,378
- Take care of yourself.
- Whatever. Whatever.

1748
01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:38,714
(door clicking)

1749
01:23:38,714 --> 01:23:39,915
Man.

1750
01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:41,117
(door thuds)

1751
01:23:41,117 --> 01:23:43,219
Your man got problems.

1752
01:23:43,219 --> 01:23:45,954
I mean, what the
heck did he mean

1753
01:23:45,954 --> 01:23:47,823
it ain't all about the hotties?

1754
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:51,227
It's all about the hotties.

1755
01:23:51,227 --> 01:23:52,528
- True dat.

1756
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,263
Bam! That's what
I'm talking about.

1757
01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:55,464
(Gypsy barking)

1758
01:23:55,464 --> 01:23:58,501
- Gyps, you're okay!

1759
01:23:58,501 --> 01:24:00,903
Come on, Gyps, we've got to
hurry up and get to the school

1760
01:24:00,903 --> 01:24:02,171
so we can save Grandma.

1761
01:24:07,276 --> 01:24:08,111
Come on, Gypsy!

1762
01:24:09,145 --> 01:24:12,481
(Gypsy barks)

1763
01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:17,486
(smooth jazzy music)
(people chattering)

1764
01:24:18,154 --> 01:24:20,823
* Oh, oh

1765
01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:22,158
- [Photographer] Pose for
a photo for the yearbook?

1766
01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:23,092
- Oh, hi.

1767
01:24:23,092 --> 01:24:24,660
Well, another success!

1768
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:25,594
God, I'm good.

1769
01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:28,564
Now if you'd just take
off that silly hat,

1770
01:24:28,564 --> 01:24:30,666
everything would be perfect.

1771
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:32,735
- [Gene] Look,
I'm sorry, Ashley,

1772
01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:35,404
but this is the new me.

1773
01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:38,141
- Oh, well, it won't
be when I'm through.

1774
01:24:40,443 --> 01:24:41,644
Looking for someone?

1775
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:44,747
- No.

1776
01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:47,616
(clears throat)

1777
01:24:47,616 --> 01:24:50,119
- Listen, Gene, you know the
only reason that I brought you

1778
01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:53,189
is because there's no one
else here at our level.

1779
01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:55,858
So I'm warning you, if
the new girl shows up,

1780
01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:57,460
stay away from her.

1781
01:25:01,264 --> 01:25:03,399
* Going to have it

1782
01:25:03,399 --> 01:25:05,768
* Won't you be mine

1783
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:09,705
* Oh, oh, such a fine

1784
01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:13,809
* Got some game to play

1785
01:25:13,809 --> 01:25:16,645
(engine rumbling)

1786
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:22,485
(Gypsy barks)

1787
01:25:22,485 --> 01:25:25,488
(tires screeching)

1788
01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:27,890
* You know

1789
01:25:27,890 --> 01:25:30,226
* I'm asking got some curious

1790
01:25:30,226 --> 01:25:32,027
* I'm curious

1791
01:25:32,027 --> 01:25:35,464
* So please say the word

1792
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:38,634
(Gypsy barks)

1793
01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:41,604
* Serious, baby

1794
01:25:41,604 --> 01:25:44,607
(people chattering)

1795
01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:49,812
* I must admits I'm
curious, curious *

1796
01:25:49,812 --> 01:25:52,448
* Please say the word

1797
01:25:52,448 --> 01:25:53,282
- Oh, God.

1798
01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:56,885
There's two of them.

1799
01:25:56,885 --> 01:25:57,720
- [Todd] Sydney.

1800
01:25:58,587 --> 01:25:59,422
- Yes.

1801
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,192
- Well, what's going on?

1802
01:26:03,192 --> 01:26:04,960
Did I have a date with
you last night or-

1803
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:07,396
- No, you had a date with me.

1804
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:10,733
I'm her cousin, Cat.

1805
01:26:11,934 --> 01:26:14,203
Look, I'm so sorry I
fooled you that way.

1806
01:26:14,203 --> 01:26:17,273
I was just trying to
make somebody jealous.

1807
01:26:17,273 --> 01:26:18,207
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1808
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:19,107
Where do you think you're going?

1809
01:26:19,107 --> 01:26:20,509
- Ashley, I'm sorry.

1810
01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:24,380
(Ashley gasps)

1811
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:25,581
- Hi, Grandpa.

1812
01:26:25,581 --> 01:26:27,716
- Hey, baby. You look gorgeous.

1813
01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:28,551
- [Sydney] Thanks.

1814
01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:31,654
- [Ashley] (muttering)
Out of my way!

1815
01:26:31,654 --> 01:26:35,358
- Look, Cat, we have to talk.

1816
01:26:35,358 --> 01:26:37,526
And I'm not taking
no for an answer.

1817
01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:39,762
- No is the furthest
thing from my mind.

1818
01:26:40,896 --> 01:26:43,399
* I'm curious

1819
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:52,641
- Maybe you could, um, explain
this to me over a dance?

1820
01:26:52,641 --> 01:26:53,476
- I'd love to.

1821
01:26:54,343 --> 01:26:55,644
- You would?
- Yeah.

1822
01:26:55,644 --> 01:26:59,648
* I can't wait
till my tomorrow *

1823
01:27:03,352 --> 01:27:05,187
- You know what I've been
thinking about all day?

1824
01:27:06,355 --> 01:27:07,189
- What?

1825
01:27:08,491 --> 01:27:09,325
- Australia.

1826
01:27:11,527 --> 01:27:15,631
- Look, I'm sorry
about last night.

1827
01:27:15,631 --> 01:27:18,100
- No, no, no. You were right.

1828
01:27:19,635 --> 01:27:22,638
I mean, I've been
selfish over the years.

1829
01:27:22,638 --> 01:27:24,006
Only thinking about myself.

1830
01:27:26,041 --> 01:27:30,979
I should have come home instead
of giving you that divorce.

1831
01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:35,284
- No.

1832
01:27:36,885 --> 01:27:38,454
I shouldn't have asked for one.

1833
01:27:39,388 --> 01:27:40,389
I'm sorry.

1834
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:44,527
- I let you get away, woman.

1835
01:27:46,662 --> 01:27:48,764
I've had to live without
you for 20 years.

1836
01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:52,968
I'm going to let
you know something.

1837
01:27:55,738 --> 01:27:57,272
I'm never letting you go again.

1838
01:28:00,443 --> 01:28:01,644
- Neither am I.

1839
01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:05,714
(Cat gasps)

1840
01:28:05,714 --> 01:28:06,549
- [Gene] You okay?

1841
01:28:06,549 --> 01:28:08,951
(Cat groans)

1842
01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:15,524
- I feel like a 67-year-old
woman. (panting)

1843
01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:21,029
- Cat? Oh my God, Cat.

1844
01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:22,965
Cat, hey. Hey, baby!

1845
01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:25,368
Hey, somebody, get some help.

1846
01:28:25,368 --> 01:28:27,102
- Give her some room.
- Get some help!

1847
01:28:27,102 --> 01:28:28,571
- Oh, God.
- Somebody call 911.

1848
01:28:28,571 --> 01:28:29,505
- [Sydney] Grandma?

1849
01:28:29,505 --> 01:28:31,340
- [Gene] Come on, talk to me.

1850
01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,776
What are you doing?
Go get some help, boy!

1851
01:28:33,776 --> 01:28:35,177
- [Todd] Give her some
air, guys, back up.

1852
01:28:35,177 --> 01:28:36,379
- Grandma! Grandma,
are you okay?

1853
01:28:36,379 --> 01:28:37,312
Syd, look, I've got the
antidote right here.

1854
01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:38,614
We need to get her in a tub

1855
01:28:38,614 --> 01:28:40,015
of some type of
water right away.

1856
01:28:40,015 --> 01:28:41,316
- The pool! The pool,
come on, let's go.

1857
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:43,486
- [Julie] Where?

1858
01:28:43,486 --> 01:28:45,053
- [Gene] Come on,
let's go. Let's go.

1859
01:28:45,053 --> 01:28:46,355
- Where do you
think you're going?

1860
01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:47,556
No one walks out on me.

1861
01:28:47,556 --> 01:28:49,291
- Hey, Ashley, this
is not the time.

1862
01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:51,193
- Yes, it is.

1863
01:28:51,193 --> 01:28:53,829
- Move.
- Or you'll what?

1864
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:56,599
(blow thuds)
(crowd gasps)

1865
01:28:56,599 --> 01:28:59,535
- Come on, let's go.
- Come on.

1866
01:28:59,535 --> 01:29:01,103
- [Friend] (gasps)
Player haters!

1867
01:29:03,639 --> 01:29:05,207
- [Sydney] This way, guys.

1868
01:29:05,207 --> 01:29:06,842
- [Willie] Go, Gypsy.

1869
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:09,344
(Gypsy barks)

1870
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:13,081
- All right, what do we do now?

1871
01:29:13,081 --> 01:29:14,383
- Um, here.

1872
01:29:15,418 --> 01:29:16,719
Okay, I'm gonna throw this in.

1873
01:29:20,723 --> 01:29:22,157
Okay, now they have to jump in.

1874
01:29:24,727 --> 01:29:25,861
Syd, it's the only way!

1875
01:29:28,330 --> 01:29:30,566
- [Cat] Whoa, what,
What's happening?

1876
01:29:32,668 --> 01:29:35,170
- Willie. Willie found a cure.

1877
01:29:37,172 --> 01:29:38,474
This is it.

1878
01:29:38,474 --> 01:29:39,307
We gotta go.

1879
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:46,214
You gonna come
with me this time?

1880
01:29:48,517 --> 01:29:49,351
- Okay.

1881
01:29:52,455 --> 01:29:55,223
(dramatic music)

1882
01:29:56,992 --> 01:29:59,728
(water bubbling)

1883
01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:04,399
(Cat inhales)

1884
01:30:06,134 --> 01:30:09,472
(gentle dramatic music)

1885
01:30:24,653 --> 01:30:27,590
- Come on, come
on. Where are they?

1886
01:30:29,492 --> 01:30:32,094
(gentle music)

1887
01:30:42,004 --> 01:30:43,672
(Gene and Cat panting)

1888
01:30:43,672 --> 01:30:46,709
- [Sydney] Are you
guys all right?

1889
01:30:46,709 --> 01:30:48,110
- It worked.
- Good job, Willie.

1890
01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:49,377
- You weren't kidding

1891
01:30:49,377 --> 01:30:51,146
about them being your
grandparents, were you?

1892
01:30:51,146 --> 01:30:53,716
(all laughing)

1893
01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:58,120
- [Todd] Does this
happen all the time?

1894
01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:00,122
- [Willie] Watch
out. Come on, Granny.

1895
01:31:00,122 --> 01:31:01,323
- [Sydney] Grandpa, I mean it.

1896
01:31:01,323 --> 01:31:02,725
- Okay.
- Come on.

1897
01:31:04,693 --> 01:31:07,429
(birds chirping)

1898
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:13,569
- Goodness, this is hot.

1899
01:31:13,569 --> 01:31:15,838
(Gene laughing)
(Gypsy barking)

1900
01:31:15,838 --> 01:31:16,739
- We're home!

1901
01:31:16,739 --> 01:31:18,674
- Hey!
- Hey, everyone!

1902
01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:19,508
- Willie!

1903
01:31:20,676 --> 01:31:21,944
I am your father!

1904
01:31:23,846 --> 01:31:26,515
- Well, what are we supposed
to do, start a parade?

1905
01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:29,785
(Gene and Cat laughing)

1906
01:31:29,785 --> 01:31:33,021
Oh, go on. Stop it, you
old fool. (laughing)

1907
01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:35,724
- Mom, Dad, are you guys okay?

1908
01:31:35,724 --> 01:31:36,559
- Yeah, everything's fine.
- Yeah, yeah.

1909
01:31:36,559 --> 01:31:37,392
- Sure.

1910
01:31:39,027 --> 01:31:41,530
- We have got to let
your parents watch
the kids more often.

1911
01:31:41,530 --> 01:31:42,998
- Hmm.

1912
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:46,368
- Dad? They named
the baby Brett.

1913
01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:48,070
- Brett?

1914
01:31:49,404 --> 01:31:50,873
Well, what happened to Gene?

1915
01:31:51,774 --> 01:31:53,141
- I like the name Gene.

1916
01:31:53,141 --> 01:31:55,778
- And I love the name Catherine.

1917
01:31:55,778 --> 01:31:57,345
- Mm.
(both laughing)

1918
01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:00,949
- Hey, honey. Uh, what's been
going on since, uh, we left?

1919
01:32:00,949 --> 01:32:01,917
Can you fill me in?

1920
01:32:03,652 --> 01:32:06,689
- Life, Dad. Just life.

1921
01:32:07,890 --> 01:32:10,158
- Everybody, I have an
announcement to make.

1922
01:32:11,727 --> 01:32:15,731
How would you feel about
a wedding in the spring?

1923
01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:21,036
- Oh, sugar, honey,
iced tea, Gene Donovan.

1924
01:32:22,805 --> 01:32:24,907
Are you saying what I
think you're saying?

1925
01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:28,376
(gentle music)

1926
01:32:28,376 --> 01:32:29,745
- Will you marry me, again?

1927
01:32:31,213 --> 01:32:35,584
- Oh, Gene, I can't think
of anything I'd rather do

1928
01:32:35,584 --> 01:32:38,086
then spend the rest
of my life with you.

1929
01:32:38,086 --> 01:32:38,921
- Mm.
- Mm.

1930
01:32:40,422 --> 01:32:41,657
- Oh!

1931
01:32:41,657 --> 01:32:43,358
Oh, congratulations.

1932
01:32:43,358 --> 01:32:47,429
Oh, okay, I have got to
plan this whole wedding.

1933
01:32:47,429 --> 01:32:48,664
Okay, first of all,

1934
01:32:48,664 --> 01:32:50,032
I'm gonna have to
call Reverend Smith.

1935
01:32:50,032 --> 01:32:51,266
And the florist on 34th.

1936
01:32:51,266 --> 01:32:53,669
And Darlene is gonna
have to do your dress.

1937
01:32:53,669 --> 01:32:56,171
Oh, you're going to look
so beautiful in white!

1938
01:32:56,171 --> 01:32:56,972
- [All] White?

1939
01:32:59,241 --> 01:33:00,042
- Peach?

1940
01:33:00,843 --> 01:33:01,844
- Peach is good.

1941
01:33:01,844 --> 01:33:03,345
- [Gene] Yes. Much better.

1942
01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:07,750
- Monique. Um, I have an idea.

1943
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:09,952
Why don't I help you
with the wedding plans?

1944
01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:14,389
- Oh, Sydney. (laughs)
I'd love that.

1945
01:33:15,691 --> 01:33:17,159
(both giggling)

1946
01:33:17,159 --> 01:33:17,893
- [Barry] I think I'm gonna
go upstairs and unpack.

1947
01:33:17,893 --> 01:33:18,727
- Okay.

1948
01:33:19,828 --> 01:33:21,697
- Your son is in shock.
- The boy is out.

1949
01:33:22,765 --> 01:33:24,532
(both laughing)

1950
01:33:24,532 --> 01:33:25,367
- See?

1951
01:33:26,769 --> 01:33:28,470
You know what it's all about.

1952
01:33:28,470 --> 01:33:31,539
(all laughing)

1953
01:33:31,539 --> 01:33:34,209
(phone ringing)

1954
01:33:36,211 --> 01:33:37,045
- Hello?

1955
01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:39,314
- Is it Todd?

1956
01:33:39,314 --> 01:33:40,615
- Wait, can you hold
on for a second?

1957
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:41,850
Thank you.

1958
01:33:41,850 --> 01:33:43,018
It's for Dad.

1959
01:33:43,018 --> 01:33:44,687
Dad, telephone!

1960
01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:49,624
Take a message there,
son. I'm in the shower.

1961
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:51,526
- [Sydney And Willie] Dad! No!

1962
01:33:51,526 --> 01:33:54,196
(Gypsy barking)

1963
01:33:55,363 --> 01:34:00,168
* I can't think too
much about tomorrow *

1964
01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:07,642
* The past is done
and gone away *

1965
01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:15,684
* But there was one thing
that I'm certain of *

1966
01:34:17,552 --> 01:34:20,555
* I want to start
my life with you *

1967
01:34:20,555 --> 01:34:25,560
* Again today

1968
01:34:26,762 --> 01:34:31,767
* So what do you say
we fall in love again *

1969
01:34:34,602 --> 01:34:39,607
* Just like it was
when we first met *

1970
01:34:42,610 --> 01:34:47,615
* So what do you say
we try our love again *

1971
01:34:49,451 --> 01:34:53,421
* 'Cause you know
we belong together *

1972
01:34:53,421 --> 01:34:58,426
* And I know this time
it's gonna last forever *

1973
01:34:59,327 --> 01:35:01,730
* Things we did to each other

1974
01:35:01,730 --> 01:35:06,735
* I know we both regret

1975
01:35:07,635 --> 01:35:09,571
* Words exchanged we know

1976
01:35:09,571 --> 01:35:14,276
* We should have never said

1977
01:35:14,276 --> 01:35:19,281
* Let's make it right
this time and start anew *

1978
01:35:21,316 --> 01:35:25,720
* Can you please give
me one more chance *

1979
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:28,991
* To make it up to you

1980
01:35:29,925 --> 01:35:32,027
(upbeat dance music)

1981
01:35:32,027 --> 01:35:35,163
* Hot

1982
01:35:35,163 --> 01:35:37,732
* Hot, hot, hot

1983
01:35:37,732 --> 01:35:41,236
* Baby, oh, baby

1984
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:44,539
* Where've you
been all my life *

1985
01:35:44,539 --> 01:35:47,509
* You came from out of nowhere

1986
01:35:47,509 --> 01:35:51,413
* Like the speed of light

1987
01:35:51,413 --> 01:35:52,514
* Hot

1988
01:35:52,514 --> 01:35:56,218
* Hot thing, hot thing, yeah

1989
01:35:56,218 --> 01:35:59,354
* Can I see you tonight

1990
01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:03,859
* Hot thing, hot thing

1991
01:36:03,859 --> 01:36:08,864
* Can I see you

1992
01:36:10,498 --> 01:36:13,836
* Hot

1993
01:36:13,836 --> 01:36:16,104
* Hot, hot, hot

1994
01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:20,008
* Baby, oh, baby

1995
01:36:20,008 --> 01:36:23,411
* Where've you
been all my life *

1996
01:36:23,411 --> 01:36:26,014
* You came from out of nowhere

1997
01:36:26,014 --> 01:36:29,985
* Like the speed of light

1998
01:36:29,985 --> 01:36:34,322
* Hot thing, hot thing, yeah

1999
01:36:34,322 --> 01:36:38,894
* Can I see you tonight

2000
01:36:38,894 --> 01:36:42,364
* Hot thing, hot thing

2001
01:36:42,364 --> 01:36:47,369
* Can I see you

2002
01:36:48,971 --> 01:36:52,007
* Hot

2003
01:36:52,007 --> 01:36:54,509
* Hot, hot, hot

2004
01:36:54,509 --> 01:36:57,245
* Baby, oh, baby




